MY REALITY AND FANTASY JOURNEY

MONA VIE - health drink with a funny name

2011-09-12T08:33:00.006+08:00

have you heard the health drink called MonaVie? it is reported very good product to use for health. it is said can treat all kinds of diseases. the price? price range from RM110 - RM14o.said that it can treat various diseases of severe illness such as cancer, until the common diseases such as hemorrhoids, stress, gum disease, allergic to seafood and more.
anyone who might have tried the product may leave comment so that we can share a pro and Cons of this product.

and thank you for viewing

a new star is born - Samsung Galaxy S 2

2011-06-16T08:45:00.004+08:00

the long awaited samsung galaxy s II will reach to our shore very soon.powered with dual core processor, Samsung Galaxy S II is the best phone to own (people said lah). itshttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gif equipped with Super AMOLED Plus Display - meaning, the display used LED technolhttp://www.blogger.com/img/blank.gifogy, which is last longer, and energy efficient, sharp and vibrant display. This phone also used all the latest technology, such as multi touch input, Full HD 1080 recording, Swype technology keyboard input and so on, you can check the full spec here
the price of the phone is yet to be announced here in malaysia, its said to be launch by the end of June this year. Maxis telco announced that they offer the phone with attractive package, but the price is not yet confirm.

you can take a peek at Maxis Samsung Galaxy s Promo Here

Serangan Hackers keatas Server Kerajaan Malaysia (.gov.my) dirancang pada 15-17 Jun 2011

2011-06-14T13:23:00.002+08:00

GCERT memaklumkan ada pihak pihak yang tidak bertanggung jawab telah merancang untuk menyerang server server kerajaan Malaysia -Domain .gov.my . Serangan tersebut dirancang pada 15-17 Jun. pihak GCERT telah mengambil langkah berjaga-jaga dengan memaklumkan kepada semua kakitangan IT kerajaan agar memastikan tindakan pengukuhan ke atas server server di agensi seperti :

a) Mengaktifkan intrusion prevention system (IPS) dan membuat pemantauan rapi terhadap aktiviti/trafik rangkaian;

b) Membuat semakan konfigurasi firewall bagi memastikan ianya hanya membenarkan perkhidmatan (port) yang dibenarkan sahaja;

c) Memasang security patch pada semua server & peralatan rangkaian; dan

d) Memastikan perisian antivirus dikemaskini dan diaktifkan.

tak pasti pulak pihak mana yang ingin melakukan serangan tersebut, kalau betul betul nak buat, takkan lah nak heboh kat orang ramai, confirm lah prevention system akan diketatkan, mungkin just kabar angin, tapi kalau serangan dilakukan juga nanti, hebat betul lah mamat mamat tu, mamat mamat tu berjaya menyebabkan staff IT di agensi jadi kelam kabut nak update patch dan configuration semuanya dalam masa 1 hari, hehe, cara yang paling baik ialah, tutup jerr server pada hari tersebut, 3 hari cuti!!!! takpayah kerja, server down, hihihi

German Bean Sprout - source of E-Coli Outbreak

2011-06-14T08:23:00.002+08:00

Bean Sprout has been confirmed as the source of E-coli Outbreak in Europe. E-coli death toll rises to 36 people. the bean sprout is said to be produce from an organic farm in Germany. few country had banned the vegetable from Germany as precaution/protection from the e-coli outbreak.

People Can Definitely Change

2011-06-13T08:21:00.002+08:00

it is true! people can definitely change. the best is, people can definitely change very fast from good to worst, it can happen in a blink of an eye. there is alot of evidence and witness in this matter, yes its true. the worst part is it takes alot of effort and time for people to change from bad to a good person, how come lehh?

work hard never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

2011-06-07T17:23:00.003+08:00

been so bored in the office, everything seem so different now. the atmosphere seem to different, maybe its because of the new style, or is it because people always stab others back? its so hard to maintain your work momentum when somebody will eventually stab your back. how can you handle the back stabber? avoid them? bash them up? or be friend with them? people have been so hard on each others this day. this is not a place for me, full stop!

Journey that will never end

2011-06-07T17:18:00.003+08:00

hello guys, i've been missing for quite sometimes, and now i'm back, so many interesting to share so many things to talk about.

maybe here i can find my peace and freedom......... of speech! heeehhh.

Happy new year Maal Hijrah to All muslim

2010-12-07T09:30:00.000+08:00

Happy new year to all muslim, wish all have completed their last year resolution and can proceed with new one for this year. For those who still not yet completed their last year resolution, then need to complete it ASAP, don't be like me, still carry the same resolution for over 4 year already, haihhhhh, what to do :)

Happy Birthday – EveryOneConnects.net is One Years Old!

2010-12-03T21:08:00.007+08:00

Happy Happy Birthday to EveryoneConnects.net. for you guys who didn’t know what is Everyoneconnect.net is about, then you have to go to the portal itself lah and check it out @ http://www.EveryOneConnects.net . This portal have everything that you need to Connect, Communicate and collaborate. The portal is so famous and their official Facebook fans have reach 65 000 users. And now in its 1st anniversary, the Everyoneconnects.net website have been enhanced into a new interactive website where fans will be able to interact witin their own communities, send greetings to one another, listen to music, view sporting events and movies as well as participate in more interactive and upcoming events, so good lah this portal, ‘macam macam adaaa’ (everything have ooooo……) .

Among the feature of the newly-enhanced website is, The Stadium, The Jamming Garage, Open House And Sini Maa

The Stadium is designed as sports locker room which fans will be able to access Football showcase news, highlights, interview and video from Manchester United TV. Another feature of the webpage is a game play board that also serves as a chat room for fans.

the stadium

The Jamming Garage emulates aspects of a garage music studio. This studio features “Camp Bunkface”, where fans can get all the information they need about Bunkface, listen to their songs and watch video previews as well as exchange music information, so cool right!

The Jamming

Sini Maa is a playful webpage for movie, this webpage highlights movie trailers and videios available on Hypptv (Unifi) , and Hypp.tv (web Channels) including video clips from Pilih Kasih, the acting reality program sponsored by TM. The webpage also features Movie Buzz, a chat room for film buffs.

Sini Maa

To provide further opportunities for fans to connect, communicate and collaborate, Open House is the perfect place for fans of EveryOneConnects to extend various messages and wishes for birthdays, festivals and celebrations, it is designed to appeal to all Malaysian and features video wishes, a wish board call Spread Some Love, and a selection of personalized e-cards for the user’s selection, you can make a very special type of wishes, using video, wish board or e-card, so convenience!

The EC Hal Of Fame webpage is a walk down memory lane for the activities occurred since everyoneconnects.net first launced in November 2009. In addition to the featured webpages, the World of EveryoneConnects brings out the personalities of EC (everyoneconnects) fans who love music, movies, sports and more as they can select their own personalized avatars as they enter the website. Via their own online avatas, fans can truly connect, communicate and collaborate with each other online in real time, Peehhhhhhhh! So cool ehh this portal, everything also they have.

To commemorate the first year of EC, TM celebrated the occasion with very exciting activities in collaboration with Sony, Universal Music, and other partners. Among the activities were PS3 competitions, ballon busting event, a birthday celebration for EveryoneConnects, and online gaming face-off with pro-gamer ‘Summer’ and a special performance by BunkFace. The event was hosted by Hunny Madu and Ben from Flyfm.

TM also launched its UniFi high speed broadband service new TV Commercial at the event titled “ We Love The UniFi VIP lifestyle”. The commercial features the award-winning indie band – Bunkface, a professional online gamer nick-named ‘Summer’ (a very cute gamer indeed) and Zeffri Yusof and his family, a very happy UniFi customer watching HyppTV via UniFi.

The whole gang celebrating EveryoneConnects.net 1st year birthday

Datuk Seri Zamzamzairani Mohd Isa – CEO of TM with Bunkface and the Professional Online Game – ‘ Summer’

Huge crowd gather in the 1st EveryoneConnects.net Birthday Party

P/S – I wish I can use UniFi at my place here, can’t wait for the service to arrive at my place, superb connection with a lot of things to offer! More info can check out the EveryoneConnects.net portal yaa guys, do leave your comment regarding Everyoneconnects and Unifi

I Want to get connected ! all the time

2010-10-11T11:16:00.002+08:00

As you guys know that now is the festive season of Hari Raya Aidil Fitri, Merdeka Day, Malaysia Day, also Deepavali and Hari Raya Aidil Adha just around the corner, and due to that sense, TM generously give additional talk time when you reload/activate

In conjunction with Ramadhan and Aidilfitri, starting from 1st September 2010 until 31st October

2010, enjoy 20% ADDITIONAL talktime automatically credited into your account if you activate/reload

your iTalk card from 1st September 2010 until 31st October 2010.

Denomination Extra Talk Time

RM 50 RM 10

RM 30 RM 6

RM20 RM 4

For your info, you can use the Italk credit to purchase online content on all TM Sites listed below such as songs, games, and many many thing to buy, you have to check out the site and search for item you need.

· HyppTunes (www.hypptunes.com.my)

· E-Browse (www.ebrowse.com.my)

· B-SmartXpress (www.bluehyppo.com)

· Gamezone (www.hyppgames.com.my)

· MUTV online (www.hypp.tv/manutd)

TM makes your life easier indeed! WHOA!

Happy Ramadhan to all Muslim

2010-08-13T11:15:00.002+08:00

Happy Ramadhan to all muslim, Ramadhan is the month for all muslim to fasting from dusk till dawn. Its not only to avoid drinking and eating during that time, its also train the muslim to do good things and leave any bad habit they usually do.

This practice is to train to the muslim to become a good muslim in overall. And I wish you all the best!

Happy Ramadhan to all Muslim

2010-08-13T10:55:00.003+08:00

Happy Ramadhan to all muslim, Ramadhan is the month for all muslim to fasting from dawn till dusk. Its not only to avoid drinking and eating during that time, its also train the muslim to do good things and leave any bad habit they usually do.

This practice is to train to the muslim to become a good muslim in overall. And I wish you all the best!

Happy Ramadhan to all Muslim

2010-08-13T10:55:00.001+08:00

Happy Ramadhan to all Muslim

2010-08-13T10:54:00.000+08:00

TIPS: TO SAVE MONEY ON LONG DISTANCE CALL WITH ITALKWHOA

2010-08-02T02:30:00.002+08:00

What to do if you have to make a long distance phone call but you have to save every penny you have so that you can enjoy a katy perry, Tokio Hotel and Wondergirls concert? Or you have to save money to go clubbing in weekend or you have to save every penny for whole lot of reason, and yes you definitely can save money while doing the long distance call of course.

How to go about you may ask. Its so simple. Ever heard about italkwhoa portal? This portal cum services does provide all the info and services you need to do for a long distance call at a very cheap rate, its true!

And again, people will say every other services also saying that their service is the best and cheapest, but thing gonna change once I share this info with you guys.

If you calling to China, the charges is
RM0.07 for fixed line and RM0.08 for mobile. Does that catch your attention yet? Yes, that is super cheap, can't find it anywhere else. Now will share another few country's rate, the rest you have to look for it yourself at italkwhoa's portal. USA RM0.07 for fixed line and RM0.10 for mobile. UK RM 0.07 for fixed line and RM0.85 for mobile. Canada RM0.07 for fixed line and RM 0.14 for mobile. Australia RM0.07 for fixed line and RM 0.81 for mobile. The rest can check it at ItalkWhoa's Portal, you won't regret it. So start saving on your long distance call, and you can now party hard every weekend with all the money that you save from the long distance call, yeehaaaa! Party time! Hehe

Country	Fixed	Mobile
China	0.07	0.08
U.S.A	0.07	0.10
U.K	0.07	0.85
Canada	0.07	0.14
Australia	0.07	0.81

This Tips is brought to you free of charge because sharing is caring yo! Enjoyyyyy........

out of office

2010-06-27T15:27:00.000+08:00

Dear guys and girls, I will be away for awhile, actually not long lah, just for 3 days only, out of office, going to sepang for a 2 days course - will be staying at a very remote placed hotel, no whatsoever entertainment there, but tonite so lucky because my friend wanna take me out to watch WC games between Germany vs England. A game worth waiting for, and we gonna lepak at Pullman putrajaya as he said. So if u guys were around that place, come and join us! :)

"Medical Distinction Between Guts And Balls"

2010-06-27T08:14:00.001+08:00

"Reality"

A man and his wife are watching boxing on TV.
The husband sighs and says, "I'm disappointed!
It was all over in four minutes." The wife replies,
"Good! now you know how I feel."

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"Medical Distinction Between Guts And Balls"

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls?
We have all heard about people having Guts or Balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the
definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the
guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hand,
and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or
are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the
guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your
collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
Balls to say, "You are next, Chubby."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking there is NO difference in the
outcome. Both result in an immediate excruciatingly
painful death.

"A Blonde and an Irishman"

2010-06-17T17:06:00.000+08:00

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a
deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on
the horizon. He thought to himself, "It's certainly not
a ship." And, as the speck got closer and closer, he
began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat or
even a raft.

Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited
black clad figure. Putting aside the scuba gear and the
top of the wet suit, there stood a drop-dead gorgeous
blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned
Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been
since you've had a cigarette?"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman. With that, she
reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the
left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of
cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.

"Faith and begorra,"said the man, "that is so good I'd
almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good
Irish whiskey" asked the blonde

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years." Hearing that,
the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket
there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened
the flask and took a long drink.

"Tis nectar of the heavens!" stated the Irishman. "Tis truly
fantastic!!!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip
the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She
looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long
has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and
sobbed;

"Oh God! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there
too!?"

"Human Emotions"

2010-06-16T08:31:00.001+08:00

A man decides to have a party and invites lots of
people, telling them to bring their friends. On the
invitation he puts "Themed Party - Come as a Human
Emotion."

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and
he opens the door to see a bloke covered in green
paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion
have you come as?" and the guy says, "I'm green with
envy." The host replies, "Brilliant, come on in and have
a drink."

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host
opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink
bodystocking with a feather boa wrapped round her
most intimate parts. He says to this woman "Wow,
great outfit, what emotion have you come as?" And she
replies, "I'm tickled pink." The host says, "I love it, come
on in and join the party."

A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third
time, and the host opens the door to see two guys,
stark naked, one with his pe/nis stuck in a jar of peanut
butter and the other with his unit stuck in a pear.

The host is really shocked and says, "God, guys,
what the hell are you doing? You could get arrested for
standing like that out here in the street. What emotion
is this supposed to be?"

The first guy replies, "Well, I'm f---ing nuts, and
my friend here has "come in despair."

"Milking Cows"

2010-06-15T11:08:00.002+08:00

A salesman's car breaks down, so he asks a farmer
to let him spend the night, and the farmer agrees.
In the middle of the night, the salesman wakes up
and is really thirsty, so he decides to go to the barn
and get some milk from a cow.

Soon, the farmer hears noises coming from the barn
and goes to investigate. He then sees the salesman
coming out of the barn soaking wet and with a white
liquid dripping down his face. The farmer asks, "What
happened to you?"

The salesman says, "I just got thirsty, so I milked your
cow. It was so dark in there I don't know how I did it.
But I'm telling you, that cow has great milk! I must have
drank a gallon of it!"

The farmer then stares at him with a puzzled look and
says, "But we don't have a cow. We just have the bull..."

"Men as Cars"

Three women were talking about their love lives.

The first said :
'Mines like a Rolls-Royce,smooth and sophisticated.'

The second said:
'Mines like a Porsche, fast and powerful.'

The third said :
Mines like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and
I have to jump on while it's still going.'

Saiful Apek - Artis Pelawak terkenal ditangkap kes dadah Ganja - adakah benar?

2010-06-14T08:23:00.004+08:00

adakah benar saiful apek ditangkap polis kerana kes dadah? pagi ini di radio era, dj dengan jelas mengatakan bahawa artis yang ditangkap itu adalah saiful apek! semalam dalam tv pun nampak dengan jelas susuk tubuh artis tu saiful apek, tapi , tak berani nak menuduh, nanti salah pulak. artis tersebut ditangkap dirumahnya di Jalan PJS7, sunway, subang jaya. ditangkap bersama rakannya. kalau ada sesiapa yang ada maklumat pasal kes ni, kongsi lah dengan kita semua! dijumpai dadah yang dipercayai Ganja seberat 40 gram

ada yang kata saiful apek, ada yang kata yassin, tapi kalau tengok susuk tubuh pun, dah nampak dahhhhhh sapa yang empunya badan, rambut pun panjang kusut masai tak terurus, agak agak siapa?

tapi, ada kata pepatah, " dah terang lagi bersuluh" heh heh

Video kat bawah ni terang terang tunjuk kawan kita tengah baikkkkk punya dok buat apa tatau, katanya isap shisha, ada kaaa isap shisha camtu, pakai batang betik? hahaha, apa pun, memang nampak propesional lagaknya, haha, tepuk dada tanya selera

"Colon Quips"

2010-06-08T10:34:00.001+08:00

A physician claims these are actual comments
from his patients made while he was performing
colonoscopies:

"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where
no man has gone before."

"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

"Can you hear me NOW?"

"Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we
there yet?"

"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally
married."

"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

"You put your left hand in, you take your left
hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

"You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't
you?"

"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying
that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

I have a problem!! Thank God I have found the solution! TM Italk Whoa

2010-06-07T05:14:00.001+08:00

I have a problem, and really like to share with you guys. The story is like this lah.

My cousin continue his study in United Kingdom, this not yet a problem, this is a good thing lah, but the problem come when my uncle need to contact his son overseas. Because of that, my uncle gave me a task to find a very good solution to overcome this issue, well here goes!

To use IDD (International Direct Dial) is very costly. Because of that I need to find another solution, to use Internet application as a solution, well here goes, I’ll list all the pro and cons of Internet application and if there any good solution? You want to know if there any good solution? then you have to read till the end.

First, they have a text base messaging system such as MIRC, Facebook chat and few other chat applications. All you need is the computer connected to the internet; the other party also need pc and internet connection in order to interact to each other. But that is it, no voice or video conference, just a normal text messaging application, boring huh?

Second, instant messaging such as Yahoo Messenger or for short is YM. YM is a very good instant messaging device; it is a real time communication thru internet. You can chat/text message, voice chat or you can do a video conference, which is a big plus. What you need is a computer equips with web camera and Internet connection, and the other party have to have the same thing as well, a computer equip with web camera and internet connection. It is a very good internet application indeed, but the problem is, the other party need the equipment as well such as pc equip with web cam and internet connection and they need to be online at the same time. for info, there is a big time different between Malaysia and UK, also a big problem is my cousin only been there like 2 weeks and he didn’t event have a pc yet, how to get connected? Haihhh here come the 3rd solution.

Skype! Ever hear about it? Skype is software that enables the world's conversations. Individuals and businesses can use Skype to make free video and voice calls, send instant messages and share files with other Skype users. Everyday, people also use Skype to make low-cost calls to landlines and mobiles. But how low is it? for your info it’s USD 2.1 per minute to UK, wow that is errrr, quite hefty.

Anyway, to cut it short, here come the solution to my task it’s called Italk Whoa! You can view it at http://www.italkwhoa.com/

To put it in a simple word – it is and application/ web portal that enable you to call to mobile or landline overseas (this portal also have other function – read more ) with the lowest call rate. Example – call rate to UK is charged at RM0.14 per minute for landline and RM0.77 per minute for mobile. That is really cheap bro! also here some question –If a user is overseas and wanna use the iTalkwhoa is it possible? What are the charges like? This is a portal service, regardless where ever you are from; the rates are applicable as it will be in the list here . User can by the Italk Whoa credit from maybank 2u or many other places as listed here . Apart from that, this is an online portal that enables people to check their email, tweet, sms, call and all from one website. What you need to do is check out the portal at http://www.italkwhoa.com/ and can share with me on your experience.

Back to my uncle’s story, my uncle is so happy and he promised me to treat me dinner for the whole week! still waiting for it though :P

Elephant Tale

2010-06-03T05:04:00.000+08:00

Elephant picture explains mystery of 'leaking jacuzzi' A mystery "leak" draining a jacuzzi in South Africa has been explained after tourists caught an elephant drinking from the pool.

An elephant nicknamed Troublesome is snapped taking a drink from the pool at Etali Safari Lodge, South Africa. Susan Potgieter, owner of the lodge, said: "When I first saw the photograph of her drinking I couldn't believe it. It was something of a relief because we had been trying to work out why the pool had been draining so quickly for weeks but couldn't find a leak anywhere" Photo: CATERS
Affectionately nicknamed 'Troublesome', the animal is well-known to rangers at the reserve for her inquisitive nature.
But no one imagined any connection with a problematic jacuzzi outside one of the Â£400-a-night lodges.
Â After weeks spent trying to solve the mystery Troublesome was finally caught in the act when a guest staying at the lodge heard her outside.
Susan Potgieter, owner of Etali Safari Lodge, said elephants could drink more than 200 litres of water a day so drinking a whole jacuzzi was no problem.
She said: "When I first saw the photograph of her drinking I couldn't believe it. And then it dawned on me of course an elephant was drinking it.
"It was something of a relief because we had been trying to work out why the pool had been draining so quickly for weeks but couldn't find a leak anywhere.
"When it was empty in the morning we first called a plumber, but they could not work out why it was draining either.
"Troublesome was caught in the act by a guest at the lodge who just came outside to have some tea on the decking.
"They were quite surprised to see an elephant taking a drink of her own too, and quickly grabbed a camera.
"We've seen this elephant a lot before and by the lodge, the rangers call her 'Troublesome' not because she causes trouble but because she comes so close to their vehicles."
Susan said Troublesome probably preferred the water of the jacuzzi because it was clean.
She said: "Now that we know what was going on we have tried to provide her an alternative source of water. But sometimes it's hard to get an elephant to change her ways.
"She is a very welcome visitor for us and our guests, except it's probably best to check if she is around before taking a dip in the jacuzzi."

3 Blondes

2010-06-02T06:11:00.000+08:00

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture shows his side profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it's a picture of his side profile!! Is that the best answer you can come up
with?

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds"... think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.

"Wow! I can't believe it...it's TRUE! The suspect does
in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?

"That's easy," the blonde replied.
"He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.

*LOL

"Hearing Loss"

2010-06-01T06:48:00.000+08:00

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in
their retirement home reminiscing. The first
lady recalled shopping at the green grocers
and demonstrated with her hands, the length
and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for
a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions
used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and
demonstrated the size of two big onions she
could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, "I can't hear a word
you're saying, but I remember the guy you're
talking about."

well, i have nothin to say.... :P

"Finally Together"

2010-05-31T09:00:00.001+08:00

A young woman married and had 13 children.
Her husband died. She soon married again and
had 7 more children. Again, her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally croaked.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to
the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman
who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."

In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're
finally together."

Leaning over to his neighbor, one mourner asked...
"Do you think he means her first, second or third
husband?"

The other mourner then replied... "I think he means
her legs."

and below picture to make you wonder..................

"Home Early"

2010-05-30T07:23:00.000+08:00

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange
noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs
to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting.

"What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just
as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and
says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your
wardrobe and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, past his screaming wife and rips
open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his
brother, totally naked, cowering on the wardrobe floor.

"You jerk," yells the husband, "my wife's having a
heart attack and you're running around with no
clothes on scaring the kids!"

"Hellish Johnny"

2010-05-29T07:22:00.000+08:00

Little Johnny's sitting at the roadside playing. His mom
looks out of the window to see him eating a couple of
M&Ms, licking the family cat and then standing up, taking
a couple of steps to the left and sitting down again.

Shocked, she goes out to see what he is up to. By the
time she gets to him, he's done the same set of actions
another four times.

"Johnny", she cries, "What are you up to?"

"I'm pretending to be a Hell's Angel," Little Johnny
replied. "You know, popping pills, licking pu/ssy and
moving on."

"An Agent"

2010-05-28T07:19:00.000+08:00

The agent for a beautiful actress discovered one day
she had been selling her body at a hundred dollars
a night. The agent, who had long lusted for her,
hadn't dreamed that she had been so easily obtainable.
He approached her, told her how much she turned him
on, and how much he wanted to make it with her.

She agreed to spend the night with him, but said he
would have to pay her the same hundred dollars that
the other customers did. He scratched his head,
considered it, and then asked, "Don't I even get my
agent's ten percent as a deduction?"

"No siree," she said. "If you want it, you're going to
have to pay full price for it, just like the other Johns."

The agent didn't like that at all, but he agreed.

That night, she came to his apartment after her
performance at a local night club. The agent did
her at midnight, after turning out all the lights.

At 1 A.M., she was awakened again. Again she was
vigorously done. In a little while, she was awakened
again, and again she was made love to again. The
actress was impressed with her lover's vitality.

"My goodness," she whispered in the dark, "you are
so virile. I never realized how lucky I was to have
you for my agent."

"I'm not your agent, lady," a strange voice answered.
"He's at the darn door selling tickets."

"Big and Dumb?"

2010-05-27T07:40:00.000+08:00

A family of three (mom, dad and a young girl) go
down to Florida to visit a nudist camp. The girl
goes walking around on the beach, comes back
to her mother and says,

"Mommy, mommy, women down here have
bigger breasts than you."

The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the
bigger they are the dumber they are." (Hey!
I resent that! - LadyHawke)

The girl goes and walks around again. She comes
back to her mom and says,

"Mommy, mommy, guys down here have bigger
penises than dad."
The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the
bigger they are the dumber they are."

The girl goes on her way and comes running back
to her mom again. "Mommy, Mommy, Dad is talking
to this really dumb blonde, and the longer he talks,
the dumber he gets!!"

"Dentist Foes"

2010-05-26T07:39:00.000+08:00

Terribly agitated, Jack rushed into his dentist's
examining room and ushered the hygienist firmly
to the door. Once he was alone with the doctor,
he unzipped his fly and gingerly pulled out his
pecker.

"Jack, Jack," said the dentist, taken aback. "I am
a dentist. If you think you have V.D., you need to
see your regular doctor."

"It is not V.D.," gasped Jack, "and you have gotta
help me. There is a tooth stuck in it."

"Fat Head"

2010-05-25T07:37:00.001+08:00

A guy walks into an ice-cream shop with his wife
and his son. He says, "I'll have a chocolate cone."

The wife says, "I'll have a vanilla cone."

Then he slaps his son in the back of the head and
says, "What do you want, fat head?"

The lady behind the counter says, "Why'd did you
smack him and call him fat head?"

The husband says, "There are three things in life
a man wants. The first thing is a nice big truck.
You see that nice big truck sitting out there?
That's mine.

The second thing a man wants in life is a nice big
house. You seen that nice big house on top of the
hill on the edge of town? That's mine.

The third thing a man wants in life is a nice tight
pu$$y. And I had that, until fat head came along."

"Five Kinds of Sex"

2010-05-24T15:56:00.000+08:00

The first is Avatar Sex.
This happens during the honeymoon; you both
keep doing it until you're blue in the face.

The second is Kitchen Sex.
This is at the beginning of the marriage;
you'll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence,
also in the kitchen.

The third kind is Bedroom Sex.
You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids,
so you gotta do it in the bedroom.

The fourth kind is Hallway Sex.
This is where you pass each other in the hallway
and say, "Screw you!"

There is also a fifth kind of sex: Courtroom Sex.
This is when you get divorced and your wife
screws you in front of everyone in court.

Our Saviour Is Here – At Last!

2010-04-09T06:11:00.000+08:00

Now is IT era, everything done through online. Email, Instant Messaging, Social Application like Facebook, Friendster, Twitter, Tagged and many more. After all the social network application subscription and all the hassle in subscription, frankly speaking, how many email account you have? How many IM (instant Messaging) account you have? Its really a problem to remember all the account and check it regularly right? Sometimes you just forgot about it.

Don’t you wish there is software out there that can combine all you email into one login account? And even better if that said account can forward that email to you mobile phone and the best things is, it forwarded in sms format so that any type of mobile phone, be it you are using I Phone or just cheap no java, no internet explorer just a normal nokia 3310 or lower , but you still able to retrieve your email. Isn’t that good? No no, that is superb I tell you!

That is only one of many superb functions that it have. Did I catch your attention now? I want to share with you something so cool! So great! That I am drooling and up till now still collecting more and more information on what it has. First I want to share with you guys it is a portal called ITalk Whoa! Check it out at http://www.italkwhoa.com/ .

This is the portal I mention about the “ITalk Whoa! “

This website have tonne of new things and very innovative. Below I list a few of what it have:

• a) Webmail – this email integrated with other major email, meaning you can combine all your Yahoo! Email, your MSN email, your Gmail into one account. No more hassle to check several email account daily. It works with IMAP, POP3, Exchange Servers and other standard protocols. The RSS option allow users to have a quick update on favourite news/ movies/ etc.

• b) Push eMail – Enable email to be push to mobile @ Real-time true push of emails & attachments

• c) Calendar & Task - Provides powerful features that help users in organizing appointment, events, scheduling and tasks, amongst others . Unique features with the added advantage of being a full web-based application. Capability to assign calendar information and create tasks to be shared with other users within their desktop or mobile workspace

• d) Instant Messaging (IM) - Enable multiple Chat servers integrate into one IM Chat, meaning all your Yahoo Messaging (YM) or other like Google Talk, MSN and other can combine into one client, that’s neat! Capable of Desktop-Desktop, Desktop-Mobile collaboration, that’s superb!

• e) Voice Call - Enable users to communicate from PC with the lowest calling rate, yes it is at THE LOWEST CALLING RATE. If you don’t believe me, just check it out yourself bro! now you can call that kinky oversea friend, hoha!

• f) Web SMS - Enable users to send web sms from portal , YES! Users can send sms to any phone (local mobile/international mobile/fixed sms)

• g) Synchronization - Provides synchronization of data between desktop applications, mobile devices and vice-versa includes emails, contacts, calendar, notes, to-do lists, messages

• h) Social Networking Stream - Seamless ITalk Whoa! integration with the most popular business & social networking services as a Single point to access to all networks

that is just a few of what I have read about, they must be more of what it can offer but I’m too tired to read it all. Anyway, when you need to link all you account into one account, they usually a security awareness regarding your account right? Scare not! This website is full of security feature like
- Digital Certificates for establishing Network connection using Secure Sockets
- Layer (SSL) Protocol with end-point security management
- Stored data accessible by all users within or across security domains
- Full anti-virus, anti-spam controls
- Support: AES encryption
- Support: Application Certificates
- Support: Active Directory & Group Policy with role-based administration
- Support: Secure / Multipurpose Internet Mail Extensions (S/MIME) encryption

I don’t know half of the security protocols listed above, but its sound promising. 

I have listed everything up front, I guess nobody want to read entry this long, so to put it in short I give you guys a little conclusion:

ITalk Whoa is a Unified Messaging and Convergence platform providing single-point-access to Messaging & Collaboration systems. iTalk Whoa provides and interface that enables users to synchronize all the email accounts, social networking sites to enable them to connect, communicate and collaborate with their families and friends.

You can email, SMS, make calls, connect with instant messaging and even read your favorite news through just one portal.

Well guys , Connect, Communicate and Collaborate with iTalk Whoa! http://www.italkwhoa.com

P/S : Guys, if you have any question regarding the iTalk Whoa! You can post your question here so that we can find the answer together gether, also if you found any function or application that is not stated above, do share with all of us here. Sharing Is Caring Bro! Spread the Love! yeah

Blogger Advertisment opportunity

2010-01-03T08:35:00.005+08:00

Dear Friend, got a advertisement opportunity for blogger, the payment is not that high lah, its like 2 post for RM10-RM30, and it is also depend on your traffic on your blog, if anybody interested, do email me your blog address with daily traffic list for a week at jaowns@yahoo.com

wow, so so sexy

2009-12-31T09:58:00.002+08:00

my wife just had her hair cut, and its very short. its look something like this.

she look like a supermodel pulak now, haha, so cute and sexy lahhh, i love it!

p/s : will back blogging after new year, and wishing all blogger a very happy new year!

The smell of burning tyres! The sound of revving engines!

2009-12-15T14:45:00.001+08:00

The inaugural Goodyear Formula DRIFT Malaysia will be making its way to MAEPS (Malaysia Agro Exposition Park Sedang) from the 19th to the 20th December.

Catch 50 international and local drivers from the Asia-Pacific region pushing their rear-wheel-drive cars to balletic manoeuvres while maintaining total precision control. With drivers hailing from as far as Hong Kong, Indonesia, Japan, Malaysia, New Zealand, Philippines, Singapore and Thailand.

Goodyear Formula DRIFT Malaysia promises to be a mind-blowing event packed with raw action and colossal energy. For more information log onto www.formuladrift.com.my

The Goodyear Formula DRIFT ProAm Series 2009 is organized by ESPN STAR Sports.

Date: 19 & 20 Dec 2009

Event Schedule:

Saturday, 19th December – Event Day 1

10.00am Gates open & Open Practice 1

11.00am Open Practice 2

12.00pm Qualifying Round

2.45pm Drift Demo

3.15pm Qualifying Results

3.30pm Open Practice - Top 32

4.30pm Drift Demo

5.00pm Gates close

Sunday, 20th December – Event Day 2

10.00am Gates open

10.30am Drift Demo

11.00am Round of 32

1.30pm Autograph and Sponsor's session at the Driver's Pit

2.30pm Announcements of Results of Round of 32

3.00pm Sweet 16
Elite 8
Semi Finals - Final 4
Finals - The Big 2

5.30pm Trophy Ceremony

6.00pm Gates close

Venue:

Malaysia Agro Exposition Park Serdang
MAEPS Building, 43400 Serdang, Selangor

Ticket Prices:

Sheltered Grandstand RM103.00

Grandstand RM50.00

Walkabout RM18.00

Terms and Conditions:

Prices above include RM3 ticketing fee
Each ticket is valid for both event days; only 1 re-entry is allowed per day, per ticket
Once tickets are sold, no exchanges or cancellations will be entertained
A RM25 re-printing fee will be charged for each damaged or lost ticket
Please read and understand the Conditions of Sale before purchasing tickets

More info check out at http://www.formuladrift.com.my/

orang buat hotel, dia pun nak buat hotel, haduh!

2009-12-15T11:47:00.003+08:00

aaaa, marah ni marah, ingat time time free ni dapat laaa surf internet update blog, tetapi memandangkan wifi percuma takdak kat Hotel tempat aku stay tu, kalau bayar pun kena charge RM6 untuk satu jam, macam tak berbaloi langsung. memang tak best langsung lah hotel ni. dah lah servis makin teruk, mutu makanan tak meningkat, sama jaaa sejak 3-4 tahun dulu. langsung takda perubahan, teruk ni.

jadi, aku memohon jasa baik tuan tuan dan puan puan, mana mana yang tau apa apa hotel yang boleh menggunakan LO (local Order - government style of payment lah kot) tolong lah list kan kat sini, because i'm so so bored with this hotel already (cannot mention the hotel's name, at least for now lah). the front desk did not event at least smile or greet us when we check in. teruk lah, anyway, i'll update again later,

short update

2009-12-14T09:01:00.002+08:00

PLUS highway badly congested lastnite. perjalanan ke kuala lumpur yang sepatutnya tak sampai 5 jam dah jadi melebih lebih jam, bertolak dari kedah pukul 3, sampai kl pukul 10, teruk gila,pastu dari ipoh sampai laa ke kl asyik hujan jaa, lobat pulak tu, so, kena laa slow slow, bahaya jalan licin, haduih. anyway, at last dah sampai. tapi sayang, semalam ada party kat Zouk, armin Van buren pulak tu, rugik gila tak pi, badan dah letih, tak mampu nak party, sekarang kat dalam class, class belum start lagi, haduihh, open source punya system kat class ni problem plak, hihi, memang lawak, dah laa tempat ni sepatutnya jadi macam, kiranya idola laa untuk tempat lain ikut, tengok tengok tempat ni plak problem, so, kitorang pun jadi takut lahhh nak guna benda ni, kang problem tak pasal pasal kat opis, ok lah, sign off dulu, trainer dah ready tuh.

anyway aku kat kl sampai ari ahad depan, 20/12, so kalau ada sapa sapa nak jemput pi makan kaa, minum kaa? ada launching apa apa kaa, sila laa jemput, sempanjang aku kat sini, aku nak enjoy jaaa. ari rabu ni lepas klass ada party kat Borneo rainforest sunway, alaa, tiara jacqualina dengan ct nurhaliza punya cafe tu, aaa kat situ laaa ada party tu, aku kira sebagai special guest, so aku kena pi awal, pukul 7, ace ce ce, kembang jaa idong, party ni open kat orang ramai selepas pukul 11, so, sapa nak join sila lahh datang yek, aku ada jaa kat situ,

selain dari itu, ari sabtu dan ahad 19 &20/12 ada international drift competition kat MAEPS serdang, sila lah datang, tiket paling rendah RM18 jaa, kalau nak tiket grandstand rm90 - rm130,

ok, jumpa lagi. since aku ada klass kat cyberjaya ni, lepas klass aku free, so aku sempat update blog aku, dalam masa seminggu ni, aku cuba update blog aku secara agresif, hehe, jangan lupa check ya! brb

i'll be away again

2009-12-06T14:21:00.002+08:00

so busy this month, packed with activities. i guess i'll start blogging again before new year. lots of thing to share. anyway, this is the activities waiting for me:

3-5/12 - BKO Course (Swiss Inn Hotel Sungai Petani Kedah)
7-10/12 - Lawatan Sambil Belajar (Kuching Sarawak)
14-16/12 - IT Course (Putrajaya)
19/20/12 - International Drift Competition (Maeps - Serdang)

alots of activities meaning alot of things to share. i'll update again in near future, i hope

This is what we called a really good event

2009-11-25T08:25:00.009+08:00

Anybody have a good thing to share? I do! I had a wonderful day and full of fun. I want to share with you guys of the event I went on last Saturday at Sungei Wang Plaza / Bintang Walk. I think this event was held purely just to entertain people. There were a lot of celebrity doing live performance. Such as:

Bunkface

Tomok

Sheila OIAM

Dafi,Mila and afiq

Reshmonu
Suki

And few other popular celebrities.

The DJ for that day is Anne from Hot FM, its her new hairstyle, no wonder she look so cute!!! I loike! Muachss!

Also the Hit.FM DJ – JJ and Eian

There were also karaoke booths. It was especially for anybody who want to karaoke the “through my window” song.

Online dancing game

Microphone Man

Also a very interesting performance by kl stomper (if I’m not mistaken) it is like the stop the yard movie. They use all sort of tools and equipment such as empty bottle, a broom, dustbin and everything. I was so shock that they can create a very nice music from the ordinary household equipment. This is something really new and some more live!
Here is their performance

The everyoneconnects.net event was successfully held and I really really wish they will bring a lot of event like that again in future. Thank you all! It was a great event to crash!

the crowd!

The Microphone Man!!

I need to Connect!

2009-11-18T14:42:00.004+08:00

What to do on weekend? What to do when you don’t have any plan in your head? Very boring lah. All my friend busy with work, so cannot kacau kacau them lah, instead I must create my own plan, a very good and sudden plan. What else to do other then go eat eat or watch movie or maybe do both? Yeap, that is exactly what I have in mind. Let us watch movie to kill some time. I’m really interested in watching 2012 – this is said the movie of the year. You know why? Because of the special effect used it this film was said at its best they said, and the most talked of all is the story of Mayan tribe that forecast on worlds doomsday. Scary huh? Wait until you watch that movie, then only you know what the meaning of it. Pure adrenalin lah.

Anyway, that is not what I want to blog about, the movie is superb yes it is, but there is something going on, something happened before the movie even started. At first its freak me out. Yeah, who didn’t freak out when everyone in the cinema suddenly stand up. I thought the Armageddon is here or what, but lucky its not :P. actually every body stand up and sing the famous, hot and catchy song this year I must say. Through my windows of cos. It is the advertisement before the movie start. Everyone stand up and sing to the song, this is totally a flash mob.

Everyone stand up and sang the song

The paper boy on the big screen. You look so cute!

It comes with lyrics, just like a karaoke session, yeah a session of hundred in one time, so happy!

See!, everybody was so happy and enjoy it very much no race barrier at all, really 1 Malaysia lah! Hehe, we should do this really often, yeah, really!

Like the words on the screen. It is so true that “connection make anything possible” we need “connection” to get a job, or doing business or just about anything we need to connect people, we need to connect!

If you want to connect more, do check out the website, everyoneconnects.net

By the way, for your SPM student, I don’t think there is any soalan bocor SPM there, hee hee. Good luck to you all!

Family Day

2009-11-13T14:50:00.002+08:00

Currently at Marina Cove Resort, Teluk Batik, Lumut Perak. we are having office family day here, nice place to relax. i'll blog bout this family day trip here soon, and a variety of food here. will blog about Mee Banjir Udang, you dont want to miss this one, trust me

Dear All - Very very sorry

2009-11-11T20:45:00.002+08:00

Dear All, i'm very very sorry unable to update my humble blog, reason being very busy lately lah, busy with work, what else. its end of year, so have to clear all the bad log and everything. further more i have to handle few trip for family day and benchmarking program. my colleague and i arrange family day trip to Marina Cove lumut. then i have to arrange another trip to either Kuching or KK. and apart from that i have to settle all my back log stuff, haihh, very busy, will blog again very soon with alot of great stuff to put in blog, yeah

I need to connect "Through My Window"

2009-11-09T05:53:00.003+08:00

X’mas still a month away. I need something to do lah, very boring. I need an activity, a party perhaps! Searching and asking friends about any happening event coming our way or not. Impossible there is no event at all right. As long as the event have loud and nice song, great emcee, cool DJ, a lot of activities, then that party is worth to crash right!

My friend informed me that there will be a huge event waiting for us just around the corner. This huge event will be held at Sungai Wang Main Enterance on 21st November. I’m not sure what event is this but you can check all the info at http://www.everyoneconnects.net . As stated in the website there will be a bunch of artist there as well as whole lot of activities. Don’t worry guys, I know you are bit lazy to check right, but don’t worry, I’ll list all the artist and the activities here in my blog, the least thing you can do is read this entry until the end and belanja me teh tarik ya!

Ok, I tell you what activities waiting for us there, as stated in the website, there will be sing along karaoke, yeahhh. Who think they got sweet nice voice, can give it a try, if not, please don’t try karaoke, we don’t want to party in the rain (if you know what I mean). Also who know maybe there are producer who looking for a new band or singer. Its worth a try and there will also be a group karaoke as well.

On that day also will be the Final stage for Super Virtual Dance Tournament. This virtual dance tournament has been going on all around Malaysia from 24 October 2009 at the selected Cyber Café. You can check the list of the Cyber Café @ everyoneconnect

Also there will be a stage performance by our own favourite artist. List as below

Bunkface

Shila

Modread

Tomok

Dafi

Mila

Akim

Wahhh, so many things to do there, so happening. I will definitely be there lah, no doubt bout it. I’ll see you guys there, for more info bout it, you can check out at http://www.everyoneconnects.net .

I leave you guys with this cool music video. it’s the same Bunkface “Through My Windows” but its their version of it, sang by Tomok, Shila and group of mila, dafi and akim, check it out guys. personally i like Shila, her voice and her move look so chicky! hehe

why why why?

2009-11-04T13:29:00.001+08:00

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.

Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

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A man was strolling along the beach one day when he spotted a bottle washed up on the shore. He went over and picked it up, and noticed a message in the bottle. He popped the cork out and inside was a weathered treasure map indicating that there was buried treasure to be found in the shallow waters below. But the man thought it was a hoax, so he slipped the map back in and threw the bottle back into the ocean...

A little later, another man was walking along the beach and the bottle had washed upon the shore. He too picked up the bottle, popped out the cork, and found the treasure map.

his man, however, was curious enough to wade into the water and hoped it was buried shallow enough to find. But once the cold ocean waters reached up to his thighs, he decided to quit. "This is not worth it!" he thought to himself. So he scrambled back to shore and chucked the bottle back into the ocean.... A third man was walking by the beach and noticed the bottle washed upon the shore.

He went over, opened the bottle and found the map. The map looked authentic enough, and promised great treasure... So he got himself a small raft and set out into the ocean to claim the treasure..he rowed out far enough into the ocean where the "X" on the map was and to his surprise, he saw the glint of something shining in the waters below..he dove into the ocean and swam towards the shining object below..
He could see that there was something that looked like a treasure chest, but he couldn't quite reach it and the deeper he went, the greater the cold and pressure on his body and his mind..," I am about to lose my breath, and the longer I take, my raft might be swept away!", he thought. So the man decided to give up the hunt so he would ensure his own life and safety..when he reached the shore once more, he took the bottle from the raft and tossed it back into the ocean...

Finally, one more man was walking along the beach. He noticed the bottle, went over, popped it open, and was excited to find a map promising great treasure. He noticed someone had left a raft by the water's edge, so he took it and paddled out.

He too, got far enough to where the "X" marks the spot, and squinted into the waters and saw the shadow and glint of the treasure below. He took a deep breath and plunged into the waters. Like the man before him, the cold, darkness and pressure upon his senses increased as he got closer. He also realized that if he kept swimming, that he might lose his breath, the raft, and even his own life! But this treasure could be worth all the risk and he persisted. Just as he was about to give up, he grabbed the long chain that was binding the chest and pulled it up along with himself back to the surface.
He broke the surface of the water gasping and exhausted but with the treasure chest safely in his grasp. He paddled back to the shore, opened up the treasure chest and found what the map had promised--gold, and precious diamonds and jewels that would make him secure for the rest of his life.

************

A relationship with God is a similar treasure hunt. People hear the same message, but the way they receive it will determine the reward they might find. Eternal life is waiting for all those who are willing to take that risk to follow God all the way of life, where we find love, forgiveness and life everlasting. ... For eternity.

Manjung here i come

2009-11-02T09:53:00.002+08:00

im on my way to manjung perak. got 2 day course there, never been there, but i've plan to stop at kuala sepetang to try their famouse mee udang banjir. other than that, what else i can do or any interesting places there to visit? do inform me ya, thanks

Do you want to be famous?

2009-10-29T08:20:00.002+08:00

Would you like to become an artist? Have you ever dream to sing and be famous? I found a way and I’ll share it with you all. There is a portal http://www.everyoneconnects.net . this portal give you a chance to become an artist or at least try your best to impersonate / become an artist. All you have to do is to sing your version of “Through My Window” song from Bunkface. Record it and upload your self recorded video through the everyoneconnects.net website and that is all. The best video will be chosen to run on online portals. So easy to become famous. Everybody can try, even I myself want to try it lah. Before that I have to learn how to dance so I do not look like our friend who sang “she bang, she bang” in a reality show last few years. But even though he did not do very well in singing and dancing, but still, he now become famous already, everybody remember him, at that time lah, now no more already, I also didn’t remember what his name oh, its William Hung. I like when he said, “ I don’t have any professional training” I guessed he is really talented in his own way. Keep it up William Hung.

William Hung singing "She Bang"

William Hung again singing "She Bang" after he's famous

This is my chance to try to be a superstar. As I read in the website, there will also be a “Banner Concert” as they called it. Band or contestant can come for Banner Concert Audition to sing your version of “Through My Window” song from Bunkface. It’s the same thing like the above, only this time you do it live in front of the audience, the singer himself and also the judges. For more info you can visit http://www.everyoneconnects.net . But today I’m so so free so I just list it here as well as below.

Location: The Orange Entrance Area - Sunway Pyramid

Dates: 31st October and 1st November

Time: 12 - 6 PM

Cruisers will be there too

There will also be Celebrities sang their version of "Through My Window". Famous celebrities :

Shila

Tomok

Modread

Bunkface

Dafi/Mila/Akim

I think that day everything is all about "Through My Window" song.

The auditions will be filter by famous judges they said. But they didn’t said who it is, I wonder will it be Paul or Simon perhaps? I’m gonna be there, please don’t “boo” me when I’m singing on the stage please. Hehe. Be there or be square!

I’m gonna leave you with this song "Through My Window" , I like this advertisement, its so romantic and dramatic, especially when the little paperman stuck in the middle when he try to cross the building. I like It, its so creative.

Flatulance

2009-10-28T14:04:00.000+08:00

There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearlyforty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by thehusband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke.

The noise would always awake up his wife and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air.

Nearly every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping onein the morning. He told her that he couldn't help it. She begged him tosee a doctor to see if anything could be done but the husband wouldn'thear of it. He told her that it was just a natural bodily function andthen he would laugh in her face as she tried to wave the fumes awaywith her hands.

She told him that there was nothing natural about it and if he didn't stop, he was one day going to "fart his guts out".

The years went by and the wife continued to suffer and the husbandcontinued to ignore her warnings about "farting his guts out" until oneThanksgiving morning..

Before dawn, the wife went downstairs to prepare the family feast. She fixed pumpkin pie, mashed potatoes, gravy and of course a turkey.

While she was taking out the turkey's innards, a thought occurred to the wife as to how she might solve her husband's problem.

With a devilish grin on her face, she placed the turkey guts into abowl and quietly walked upstairs hours before her flatulent husbandwould awake. While he was still soundly asleep, she pulled back thecovers and then gently pulled aback her husband's jockey shorts. Shethen placed all of the turkey guts into her husband's underwear, pulledthem up, replaced the covers and tip-toed back downstairs to finishpreparing the family meal.

Several hours later she heard her husband awake with his normalloud ass trumpeting. This was soon followed by a blood curdling screamand the sound of frantic footsteps as her husband ran to the upstairsbathroom.

The wife could not control herself and her eyes began to tear up asshe rolled on the floor laughing. After years of putting up with himshe had finally gotten even.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in hisblood stained underpants with a look of horror in his eyes. She bit herlip to keep from laughing and she asked him what was the matter.

He said, "honey, you were right - all those years you warned me and I didn't listen to you".

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well you always told me that I would end up farting my guts outone of these days and today it finally happened. But by the grace ofGod and these two fingers, I think I got 'em all back in."

a very good place

2009-10-28T06:15:00.000+08:00

At the urging of his doctor, Bill moved to Texas.

After settling in, he met a neighbor who was also an older man.

"Say, is this really a healthy place?"

"It sure is," the man replied.

"When I first arrived here I couldn't say one word.

I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said Bill. "How long have you been here?"

"I was born here."

If Columbus had been married!

2009-10-27T10:58:00.000+08:00

If Columbus had been married, he might never have discovered America, because he would have had to answer all the following questions and listen to such dramatic statements:

Where are you going?

With whom?

Why?

How are you going?

To discover what?

Why only you?

What do I do when you are not here?

Can I come with you?

When will you be back?

Will you be home for dinner?

What will you bring for me?

You deliberately made this plan without me, didn't you?

You seem to be making a lot of these programs lately...

Answer me why?

I want to go to my mother's house.

I want you to drop me there.

I don't want to come back ever!

What do you mean, OK?

Why aren't you stopping me?

I don't understand what this whole 'discovery' thing is about.

You always do things like this.

Last time also you did the same thing!

Nowadays you always seem to do this kind of stuff.

I still don't understand what else is left to be discovered!

Husband Vs Wife

2009-10-27T06:31:00.000+08:00

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping
pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

************ ********* ********* ********* *

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

************ ********* ********* ********* *

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

************ ********* ********* ********* *

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

************ ********* ********* ********* *
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

************ ********* ********* *********

Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

Idiots, so far in 2009

2009-10-26T14:28:00.000+08:00

Number One Idiot, so far in 2009 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away..

Number Two Idiot so far in 2009 Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in getting it out of the plane and home. Shortly after they took it for a float on the river, they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards them. It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that activated when the raft was inflated. They are no longer employed at Boeing.

Number Three Idiot so far in 2009 A man, wanting to rob a Bank of Queensland , walked into the Branch and wrote 'Put all your muny in this bag.' While standing in line, waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note and might call the police before he reached the teller's window. So he left the Bank and crossed the street to the NAB Bank. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the teller. She read it and, surmising from his spelling errors that he wasn't the brightest light in the harbour, told him that she could not accept his stickup note because it was written on a Bank of Queensland deposit slip and that he would either have to fill out a NAB deposit slip or go back to Bank of Queensland . Looking somewhat defeated, the man said, 'OK' and left. He was arrested a few minutes later, as he was waiting in line back at the Bank of Queensland. Happened in Noosa!

Number Four Idiot so far in 2009 A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, 'Because I don't believe you are over 21.' The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's licence out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that she got off the licence. They arrested the robber two hours later.

Number Five Idiot so far in 2009 A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, 'Nobody move!' When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him..

Number Six Idiot so far in 2009 Seems this guy wanted some beer pretty badly.. He decided that he'd just throw a brick through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the brick and heaved it over his head at the window. The brick bounced back knocking him unconscious. It seems the liquor store window was made of Flexi-Glass. .. The whole event was caught on videotape.. Perth WA .

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local McDonalds and ordered a burger.. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.. Happened in Surfers Paradise !!!

IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, ''Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge? To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?' He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask..' Happened in Melbourne .

JUST AN IDIOT : When my husband and I arrived at a car dealers to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!' His reply, 'I know - I already done that side.' This was at the FORD dealership Dubbo.

"Confusion"

2009-10-26T06:58:00.001+08:00

"Confusion"

A physician visited a California mental institution and
asked a patient "How did you get here? What is the
nature of your illness?"

He got this reply.

"It started when I got married and I guess I should
never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a
grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

"My Daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely
stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter
was now my stepmother."

"Soon my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's
brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my
stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife.
So as I told you, when stepdaughter married my daddy,
she was at once, my stepmother. Now since my new son is
brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle.

"As you know, my wife is my step grand-mother since she
is my stepmother's mother. (Don't forget that my
stepmother is my stepdaughter.) Remember, too, that I
am my wife's grandson.

"But hold on just a few minutes more. you see, since
I'm married to my step grand-mother, I am not only the
wife's grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own
grandfather.

"Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"

Talking about confusion...

"Dumb moose"

Is this what you call STATUEtory RAPE?

Song: a Spot On Obsession 2

2009-10-25T07:51:00.001+08:00

On last Monday I did blog about my obsession on a song that I never know who sing it, the only thing I know was the title of the song : Through My Window. I knew the song title from a anonymous comment. He / she told me to check out the song at http://www.everyoneconnects.net . I check out the website , it have the song there and also can be download, also the lyrics of the songs.

They put the picture of the singer there, but the picture is kinda blur blur, it’s a band, a 3 person band. I wonder who are they, hmmm….. Guys, check the website out, maybe you can spot who they are. I wonder when they will inform on who is the singer of this song.

When I obsessed on something, I cant stop thinking bout it. I still remember when I was so obsessed with the sunken ship; Titanic, when I saw its movie again last month (been watching it for several time but this time I was so obsessed by it). I googled and wikipedia about Titanic, thanks to Internet its so easy to get the info now then before. The ship is so big and majestic as it was called the unsinkable. There was a lot of myth and fact that I found. Also I found there is more American survivor than Brit because the American struggle and elbowed other people to make way to a outnumbered lifeboats. there are also eyewitness who confirm that he hear the Captain loudly said “ Be a gentleman boys! Be brit!” I was so touched by the story. And there are also a story, a true story about a women, a nurse who survived 3 ship wreck including Titanic if I’m not mistaken, but forgot her name already.

Still remember I was so obsessed with the movie “Public Enemy” a true story acted by Jhonny Depp. I read the story about his life and how his life end. He was shot in his car. The police documented all the evidence and also took picture regarding on that event. The same car was put at a museum somewhere to remember of the event. They have made a good job to documented all the evidence of the event so that story like this can be shared among us and be told to our children. If its not properly documented, it will only be a myth or an urban legend or something people might call it. That is only a few thing that I was obsessed spot on. There was a lot more but better we continue on my new obsession.

I know everytime I was so obsessed about something, there must be a really good and shocking story behind it, that is why I try really hard to know everything about it. But instead, I still don’t have a clue about it. But still, its nice, it make me woke out, move around, asking friends about it, and a friend told me “ It’s get better when its harder to get, the adrenalin pumping and everything”. Is it lame or maybe its true? And so I precede my quest to get the truth. I access the website http://www.everyoneconnects.net again. As I said before, there’s the “Through My Window” song ready to be downloaded and also the lyrics as well. The picture of the band is so blur. Apart from that there are banner concert, dancing game, and song mixer.

I also found there are the official page for this event in facebook, friendster and twitter. Here’s the address for all of it

http://www.facebook.com/everyoneconnects
http://www.friendster.com/everyoneconnects
http://www.Twitter.com/every1connect

I’m joining all the said above and become a fan of its page. The reason is to know what is it all about. Guys come and join. Together we crack this mystery OK?

Check the official page at http://www.everyoneconnects.net

I checked out the page again and only then I know, it is bunkface, now I know, it is bunkface. The band who sand that song is Bunkface, goshhh, now I know

Check it out guys ! don’t miss it :P . who knows they giving present or freebies, i like freebies, to tell you the truth, now i'm using free internet service, someone forgot to encript their wifi connection, hehe, sharing is caring right? heh heh heh

"Italian Accent"

2009-10-24T19:00:00.001+08:00

"Italian Accent"

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat
themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The
lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at
first, but they get her attention when she hears one of
the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, the come
together. I come again. Two asses, they come together
again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-
a-more."

"You foul-mouthed pig" retorted the lady indignantly.
In this country, we don't talk about our sex lives in
public."

"Hey, coola down lady," the Italian man said. "Imma
just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi."

Michelangelo's David

this is how he look like when he was still in italy

After a two-year visit to the United States,
Michelangelo's David is returning to Italy . .

this is how he become, :P

Santa at Magic Door

2009-10-23T12:11:00.000+08:00

Santa took his wife and son into to the big city shopping one saturday. As they approached town, they were astonished by the sky scrapers.

Santa never having been to the big city himself decided to let the wife out at the local mall while he and the son did some sight- seeing.

They entered a large building with an enormous lobby. The son noticed this door on the wall and ask Santa what it was for?

Santa not knowing decided to get closer for better observation. A few minutes later a old lady with a cane comes over and presses a button located near the door, the door opens and the old lady enters a small room. The door proceeds to close and Santa and son stand there amazed as lights blink over the door when all of a sudden the door opens and a very beautiful young lady exits.

Astonished, Santa looks at his son while scratching his head, and say's, "Son, I don't know what just happened, but run fast and fetch your mother."

Cow and Pig Story

2009-10-23T07:09:00.000+08:00

something to ponder guys

There was once a man who was very rich and very miserly at the same time. The villagers disliked him intensely. One day he said to them, "Either you're jealous of me or you don't understand my love of money-God alone knows. But you dislike me; that much I know. When I die, I won't take anything with me. I will leave it all for others. I will make a will, and I will give everything to charity. Then everyone will be happy."

Even then people mocked and laughed at him. The rich man said to them, "What is the matter with you? Can't you wait a few years to see my money go to charity?"

The villagers didn't believe him. He said, "Do you think I'm immortal? I'll die like everyone else, and then my money will go to charities." He couldn't understand why they didn't believe him.

One day he went for a walk. All of a sudden it started raining heavily, so he took shelter under a tree. Under this tree he saw a pig and a cow. The pig and the cow entered into conversation, and the man overheard what they were saying.

The pig said to the cow, "How is it that everybody appreciates you and nobody appreciates me? When I die, I provide people with bacon, ham and sausage. People can also use my bristles. I give three or four things, whereas you give only one thing: milk. Why do people appreciate you all the time and not me?"

The cow said to the pig, "Look, I give them milk while I'm alive. They see that I am generous with what I have. But you don't give them anything while you're alive. Only after you're dead do you give ham, bacon and so forth. People don't believe in the future; they believe in the present. If you give while you are alive, people will appreciate you. It is quite simple."

From that moment on, the rich man gave all he had to the poor.

********

Mis-Communication

2009-10-22T12:59:00.002+08:00

This is what happened at a company in India, heh heh,

very funny, click on the picture to enlarge,

Laughter is the best Medicine

2009-10-22T08:21:00.002+08:00

A man was filling out a job application form.

Whe he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote "No."

Not realising that the next question was only for people who answered "Yes", he wrote "Never been caught."

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face

each other, but still they stay together.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one,

you'll become a philosopher. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a

woman want?

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. 'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a

restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.

It's called marriage.' 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years Then we met.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Once Santa & Banta were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers. Santa & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Santa, Banta and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss was residing.
Now, this boss was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.
Banta started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day......... " and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Santa. So according to the vow, the boss shot poor Banta.
Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Santa was quite as a statue. So the boss shot him.
Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Santa suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Santa was laughing madly.
The boss asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"

Santa said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Banta's joke was!"

"Ecstasy"

2009-10-21T09:14:00.004+08:00

The woman entered the room, and with a knowing
smile teasing her full lips, she sank into the comfort
of the plush chair in the corner. The handsome
stranger turned, having sensed her approach.
Locking his steely gray eyes on hers, he moved
slowly toward her, his experienced gaze measuring
her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance.

He sank to his knees before her and without a word,
smoothly released her from her constraining attire.
With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his foreign
hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided
her through this tender, new territory, boldly taking
her to heights she had never dared to dream of, his
movements deliberate, confident in his ability to satisfy
her every need. Her senses swam. She was overcome
with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so
long. Then, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within
her grasp, he paused, and for one heart-stopping moment,
she thought, "It is too big! - it will never fit!"

Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had
been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment
washed over her, she met his steady gaze, tears of
gratitude shining in her eyes. Moreover, he knew it
would not be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this
woman would want more. She would want to do it
again and again.

Don't you just love shopping for shoes?

*And this morning i received this email, its attached with a picture of Micheal Jackson and Elvis in their hiding place, someone in the jungle.

(Click picture to enlarge)

Ohh, by the way, yesterday i heard an underwear brand advertising in a radio, its sound silly

Song: a Spot On Obsession on Monday blues

2009-10-19T07:17:00.001+08:00

Today is Monday ( I wish its Sunday), the weather is good, the breakfast not bad, (a slice of bread and a “supposed to be half boiled egg but turn to hard boiled egg” is considered not bad lah, better than noting right?) The traffic is just nice because I leave to office darn early but it still unable to keep the Monday blues away, hmmm… what to do? They said laugher is a good medicine, yes? No? But how in earth I can get Jerry Seinfeld or Russell Peters to throw up a few jokes to spice up my Monday morning? That’s not going to happen. My wife also gives “a not so energetic face”, so I think it is better to leave her alone laah, I also don’t have that mood to kacau kacau her in early morning. The DJ on the radio just chatting with not really interesting topic. I guessed I just plug in my MP3, maybe I found some comfort here.

After awhile, you’ll get so bored with the same old mp3 list you have, you sure want to switch on the radio and hope there will be a good and “fresh” song on the radio. Than you start to hop to any channel to searching for a good song to sing along to kill some time and hopefully to start the day without those ugly Monday blues!

Radio station hopping is something normal lah to me. I hopped to every station available. Sometimes you could find a good song from a very unexpected station, that’s why I usually do channel hopping, to search for a good song to sing along “its Karaoke time!”.

It took me awhile and a few channel hopped, until I heard this nice strumming guitar, its hard, its fast, and the song start with this line “I don’t want much, I just want everything” hehe, the lyrics of this song sure got my full attention

Its fast and hard music really spice up your day, it makes your blood pump faster (not too fast or you end up with a heart attack), its sure make you want to move your body to the music and giving a little head banging, watch out those steering though.

The song is kinda Fallout Boy + Green Day plus all the good fast and hard song, I just love it. And out of the sudden I fall in love with the song, its simple, fast, hard and catchy! I wonder which group sing this song. Well usually, the DJ will announce the singer of the song in the end, and to my not lucky day, the DJ didn’t help me at all, he didn’t announce who’s the singer of the song. I though it might be the International singer/group, the song sound so “Fallout Boyish” International like, but local singer/group now as well have created a good song and melody. I wonder who!?

My brain can’t stop thinking about this song, what is the title of this song? Which singer/group owned this song? Suddenly I turned so obsessed to the song. Just like a women turn so obsessed with their shopping and little kids obsessed with their pacifier. It’s like I’m racing with someone trying to get the answer. Who is the singer of this song? What is the title of this song? Did I heard this song before? Somebody have to help my. This is what I called spot on obsession. Something that suppose to be only a song for a sing along, suddenly turn to be a very important subject to be answered to.

My wife didn’t give me any help, she said, that might be Micheal Jackson’s another new song, I’m not really sure on that answer. She still missed MJ, so am I! Rest in peace MJ!

And now, where would I turn for help? I don’t think calling the Radio station would do any help? Would they? Will they help me on this? Or I only need to wait a little bit longer, maybe they play the same song again and announce the name as well, so the waiting begins. I think I don’t have problem hearing again this song on the radio. I bet the radio will play it over and over again because the crowd will love it because of the catchy tune this song have. I guessed I will not have a problem to wait for the song to be played again.

In the office, I multitask between doing my work and radio hopping (my boss always stress on multitask, and today I did it, my boss must be really proud of me, hehe. I waited and waited, actually not that long and the song was aired again, but to my disappointment, the DJ didn’t announce who is the singer. Is this a big conspiracy to mess with me or what? I really need help on this. I really need help from the best thing on the world, no no, not the Superman or your friendly Neighborhood the Spiderman, it’s actually one of the best search engine in the World, its Google. Yeap Google does help you searching for anything in this planet, try type your name in there and you might got shock from the results. My female friend once said, he might name her son Google because she is so in love with Google and this is the true story, but I don’t think she would really do that anyway.

I try to “Googled” it by using the lyrics “I don’t want much, I just want everything” and Mr Google here give all the funny funny result other than the result I wanted. It gave me all the site they have in the internet (yes including that one, yes that one, the one you were thinking), try and Google it, u know what I mean.

And so, what else do I have to do? Yes last resort, get help from my fellow Blogger. And here I really need my fellow blogger help, if you did listening to radio, and happened to hear the song that started with “I don’t want much, I just want everything” that’s the song I was looking for, please tell me what’s the title of the song. It’s a good song, why not we share with the rest of the world, “sharing is caring” some more like what my fellow blogger Claire did said “sharing is not only caring” it must be more than that right?

So please listen to the radio and don’t missed out the catchy song, once you got the title and singer, please don’t hesitate to share with the rest of the world, I guessed I’m not the only one looking for it. 

unable to update picture,

2009-10-18T10:53:00.003+08:00

i have few story with picture to share with you guys, but sadly, my laptop having problem with the bluetooth driver. unable to send the picture from my phone to my laptop using bluetooth, some more i dont know where i put the phone's usb cable. dang, i think i need to reformat this old laptop. too much rubbish inside already, make the laptop go slow and sometime crash, haihhh.
after i done with reformatting it, i'll update few story on kids and swimming pool! yeah, thats sound fun!

by the way, i'll be away for sometimes, got courses and job to settle outside office pulak, haihh

20-21/10 - PICC Putrajaya - Portal Workshop
02-03/11 - Majlis Perbandaran Manjung Perak - IT Benchmarking
05-06/11 - Hatyai , thailand - Office Family day
21/11 - Bukit Perak - Mountain Bike Jamboree

i'll be busy this month, so stressed and exausted!

this is true~!

2009-10-18T08:15:00.000+08:00

this is true~!
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =======

Connecticut:
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

Illinois:
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

Iowa:
Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

West Virginia:
No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

Oklahoma:
Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

Vancouver, WA has a city law that requires all motor vehicles to carry anchors... as an emergency brake.

**and you said we have worst!?

ME and MY BOSS

2009-10-16T19:40:00.000+08:00

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don't do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, he never forgets

Amazing Sumatera EarthQuake Picture

2009-10-15T08:42:00.005+08:00

My friend emailed me this amazing Sumatera's earthquake picture. i was shocked when i saw this pic, i didnt know something like this could ever happened and how in the world would they do to fix this hole. the hole look so big and so deep, it would take a mountain to fill up this hole. they also didnt know yet how deep this hole is. they also did warned other people that they cannot use this whole to go to the other side of the world, they just cant! duh!

(tq to Mr Wan Meswar for the picture)

Marriage Humor

2009-10-14T12:38:00.000+08:00

Wife: 'What are you doing?'

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'

Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

------------ --------- --------- -

Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'

Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'

Wife: 'Yes or no.'

------------ --------- --------- -

Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'

Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'

Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'

Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'

------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- -----

Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'

Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'

Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'

------------ --------- ---------

Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'

Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'

Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'

____________ _________ _________ __

A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'

'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'

------------ --------- --------- ------------ --------- ---------

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'

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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor!'

Jangan mengintai kalau tak nak jadi batu

2009-10-14T09:21:00.000+08:00

Pada suatu petang, tiga orang budak lelaki bermain sorok-sorok. Dua
orang
menyorok dan seorang lagi mencari kedua rakannya. Dua orang budak itu
menyorok di belakang bilik air dan kebetulan ketika itu, seorang gadis
sedang mandi.

Secara tidak sengaja, dua orang budak itu, ternampak gadis yang sedang
mandi tersebut. Beberapa minit kemudian seorang daripada budak itu
menjerit
dan lari lintang-pukang.

Setelah jauh dari tempat itu, kawannya bertanya, "Mengapa engkau lari?"
"Uuhh... mak aku pernah cakap kalau kita mengintai perempuan mandi,
nanti
kena sumpah jadi batu..." "Masa aku tengok perempuan tu tadi, aku rasa
ada
sesuatu dah mula mengeras, aku rasa dah nak mula jadi batu, sebab tu aku
lari...," jawabnya lagi.

Keturunan Mahsuri : Gambar Wan Aishah terkini

2009-10-14T08:36:00.003+08:00

Dah Besar rupanya Wan Aishah yang merupakan keturunan ke-7 mahsuri, dan juga penamat sumpahan mahsuri di pulau lagenda langkawi. kat bawah tu ada gambar gambar terkini, nak kata comey, tak jugak, biasa biasa jaaa, masa kecik kecik memang comey, dah besaq ni, tak laa comey sangat, tapi kira ok laaa tu, heee, sapa yang dah lupa apa itu mahsuri, silalah ke perpustakaan ataupun google jaa ,

Bra Shopping Anyone

2009-10-13T15:45:00.001+08:00

"Bra Shopping"

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's,
and walked up to the woman behind the counter and
said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one
type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed
a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really
only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked what the types were.

The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation
Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you
need?"

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference
between them?"

The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The
Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army
type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes
mountains out of mole hills."

Cost To Get Married
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't
know son, I'm still paying."

Diet
I lost 26 lbs. Now my bras don't fit properly. My hubby
loves taking me bra shopping. You should see the
puzzled look on faces of people when I come out of
the trying room, and my hubby says 'Oh, that's good!'
or 'Try another one' or 'Hmmmm.." and I keep wearing
the same outfit...

Pakej bercuti percuma kepada anda semua!

2009-10-12T14:29:00.004+08:00

Kerajaan negeri terengganu menyediakan pakej pelancongan secara percuma kepada pasangan pasangan yang telah sah berkahwin. pakej 3 hari 2 malam tersebut berharga rm 1,500 setiap satu.
bagi sesiapa yang berminat, boleh laaa apply pakej tersebut, jangan terlepas, rugi weh. boleh laa pegi picnic kat cherating ka, tioman ka, pulan perhentian ka, fuhhh, memang layannnn nieh, memang best, kena pulak free, fuhhh, ini adalah satu impian yang menjadi kenyataan.
tapi, kenapa pulak kerajaan negeri terengganu nak bagi pakej percuma? dah banyak sangat ker duit royalti minyak? ataupun kerajaan negeri terengganu ni dah jumpa telaga minyak kat belakang rumah Menteri Besar dia ka apa? jawapannya, kerajaan negeri buat begini adalah untuk pasangan pasangan yang menghadapi masalah dalam perkahwinan, mereka akan diberikan kaunseling, kemudian akan diberikan pakej percuma tersebut, hmmmm, menarik ni, ada sesiapa nak ambil kesempatan ke? macam senang sangat jaaa nak ambil kesempatan, heeee,

pada pendapat korang, mampu kaaa pakej 3 hari 2 malam tu selesaikan masalah masalah rumahtangga yang kadang kadang memang lawak sungguh reasonnya, ada yang hadapi masalah sebab bini malas masak, ada yang bergado pasal laki suka korek idung, ada yang gado pasal laki dia kuat kentut, ada kes yang depa ni just nak cerai jaa, apa reason pun depa tak tau, just cakap kata depa dah tak mau duduk sekali jaa, pelik pelik

memang pelik sungguh hidup ini, apa pendapat anda? maybe ada pengalaman nak kongsi?

Beza lelaki ngan perempuan mase lunch time

2009-10-12T10:17:00.002+08:00

Lunch time

Lelaki
1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke tempat makan
2. Sampai kedai makan, masuk
3. Ambik Pinggan
4. Letak nasi
5. Letak Lauk
6. Ke kaunter, Bayar nasi dan Air Sekali
7. Makan
8. Habis
9. Balik Opis or
10. G surau

Perempuan
1. Waktu lunch, jalan ke kedai makan
2. Perhatikan orang waktu jalan
3. Sempat mengumpat dulu
4. Sambil jalan betulkan tudung, tgk baju sendiri, tgk kaki
5. Tengok baju orang lain, especially yang cantik dr baju sendiri.
6. Sampai kedai makan, jenguk-jenguk dulu
7. Ramai orang, cari kedai lain.
8. Jalan lagi
9. Dah puas ati..masuk..
10. Survey lauk dulu 2, 3 minit.
11. Carik2 pinggan, ambik pinggan
12. Belek-belek pinggan, bersih ke??tak bersih?..eeeeiiii. .
13. Dah puas ati, ambik nasi
14. Ambik nasi ceduk sikit-sikit
15. Tak sah kalau tak ceduk 2/3 kali
16. Buang balik nasi.banyak. .
17. Tak puas ati, banyak lagi..buang lagi..(tinggal sejemput)
18. Godek2 sikit nasi dalam pinggan 2minit
19. Carik lauk. Survey dulu keliling meja. Tenguk sana, tenguk sini
20. Jengok dlm bekas lauk, ambik kuah sikit
21. Jengok bekas lauk lain, ceduk kuah sikit lagi
22. Jengok lagi?sambil tu tengok2 orang, jeling-jeling
23. Ambil lauk
24. Pusing lagi
25. Carik sayur pulak!
26. Ambik sayur selepas survey dan keliling 2 minit
27. Ke kaunter bayaran
28. Tgk2 nasi dlm pinggan
29. Berbisik ngan kawan "alaamak byk la aku ambik"
30. Sampai depan kaunter "berapa?"
31. Bukak dompet..belek2 celah kad2 bank, celah kad2 nama, celah
gambar2..
32. Keluarkan duit
33. Buat isyarat mata ngan member (sbb nasi mahal)
35. Tutup dompet. Ambik nasi
36. Tinjau-tinjau tempat duduk.
37. Jumpa tempat duduk..alamak kotorlah!!!
38. Cari tempat duduk lain
39. Jumpa.Duduk. .
40. Alamak.Air tak order lagi
41. Tinjau2, carik org order air..sambil tangan betulkan0 tudung
42. Order air
43. Bangun
44. Ambik sudu
45. Duduk
46. Bangun
47. Ambik Tisu
48. Duduk
49. Air sampai
50. Belek dompet (Step tadi)
51. Bayar
52. Tutup
53. Minum air
54. Start makan
55. Tengok-tengok orang sambil makan
56. Makan separuh..kenyang
57. Sebab dah minum air
58. Letak sudu, letak garpu
59. Pinggan tolak tepi
60. Borak2 kater makanan tak sedap
61. Ngumpat2..tgk orang
62. Pukul 2, naik opis..
63. Ambik beg makeup, g surau!!!!!

hehehe, memang berbeza betul! korang sama macam ni tak?

(Sumbangan Encik Syamsyun)

Selamat Hari Raya

2009-10-11T09:34:00.000+08:00

Masih belum terlambat untuk mengucapkan selamat hari raya kepada semua dan masukkan entry hari raya. raya kan sebulan, so, sebulan laa kita makan kueh raya yang tak abeh abeh tu, dan jugak open house open house yang banyak, fuhhh, makin bertambah "sihat" laaa perut perut kengkawan dengan ketupat, rendang, lemang dan macam macam kaler kueh muih yang dijamu, macam traffic light daaaa.

Tahun ni, beraya di rumah mertua, itupun setelah buat cabutan undi sebanyak tiga kali, so nak buat camna wahai ayah dan ibu, tahun ini anakmu beraya di perantauan, huk huk, hanya doa dan salam dapat ku ucapkan dari jauh, sob sob,

raya pertama, biasa, setelah bersembahyang, dan bermaaf maafan, masa untuk makan sampai pecah perot, memang dah lama tak makan waktu siang ni (kecuali bagi mereka mereka yang ponteng puasa) , disebabkan lama tak makan waktu siang ni, mulut asyik nak mengunyahhhjaaa, walaupun perut dah kata taknak! melantak macam dah tiada esok bagimu, huhu, sadis sungguh.
dah lepas makan sampai kenyang, so, lepak depan tv layan laa cerita cerita hari raya, rasanya, dah lebih 10 tahun dah takdak sarkis waktu raya, waktu aku kecik kecik dulu, aku teringat laaa, time raya jaa mesti ada sarkis, sebut jaa ari raya, pagi raya mesti ada sarkis, aku tak tau laaa apa sinonimnyaa raya dengan sarkis pada waktu tu (rtm taktau nak tayang show apa dah ni), hanya budak budak sama tahun dengan aku saja yang tahu kewujudan sarkis di hari raya waktu dulu dulu.

tema aku tahun ni, baby blue! best sungguh warna ni, aku suka, disertakan gambar gambar beraya dan jugak gambar gambar ber"open house"

gambar raya aku bersama geng geng opis, happy sungguh bang zan beraya

ni masa aku beropen house rumah amet kat sungai petani.

tak cukup dengan beraya di malaysia, mertua aku ajak beraya di thailand pulak, shopping shopping, maklum laa, dah banyak kutip duit raya, nak pulak pi shopping, sempat lagik tu, aku ni dah kopakkk dahh ni, haha, tinggal syilling jerr nieh, berat poket aku dengan syilling

singgah makan daging salai yang famous dekat area ban prik -

towkeh dia tengah buat somtam

antara pilihan daging salai

ayam bakar

sausage

tomyam

keli bakar

somtam

ini hidangan untuk 4 orang, ada satu hidangan lagi kat sebelah, total dalam 8-9 orang, harga, rm60 ja, murah murah dan sedap,

Landmark masuk ke danok thailand

ok, sekarang cerita mengenai open house kat opis, memang menarik, kat bawah ada gambar gambar untuk korang tengok makanan yang sodap dan banyakkkkk sungguh!

gerai kek dan kueh raya

gerai ketupat dan lemang! kuah dia memang superb!

gerai laksa

gerai apa nama ni, err, emmm, lupa, tapi sedap!

lagi gerai kueh raya dan kerepek

ini gerai nasik daging, yang menyediakan nasik daging yang paling famous di pendang, iaitu nasik daging pondok hampar,

memang best dan menarik raya tahun ni, cuma yang tak best kali ni, sebab tak sempat nak beraya dengan saudara sepupu sepapat, rindu kat korang semua,

takpa, raya taun depan mungkin kita dapat berjumpa, moga moga cabutan undi tahun depan aku menang lah, nak beraya kat rumah ibu ku yang tercinta pulak! hehe

Selamat hari raya, maaf zahir dan batin

Person Missing / Orang Hilang

2009-10-07T10:03:00.003+08:00

Dear Blogger, please help me to spread this, my dearest friend's sister gone missing, below is her picture, please contact Mr Aminos @ 013-4886238 or the nearest Police Station if you happened to saw her, her name is Maria

Kepada semua kawan kawan, tolong sebarkan berita ini, adik perempuan kepada sahabat saya gone missing, sila hubungi Mr Aminos di nombor talian 013-4886238 atau hubungi balai polis berhampiran jika anda ternampak wanita seperti digambar.
bantuan tuan puan amatlah dihargai

I'M Coming!

2009-10-07T08:28:00.001+08:00

I read this Jokes in a forum, its a little bit 18sx, but i cant help to write it down to share with you guys, so funny

Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the f*** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

International Base Jump Malaysia 2009

2009-10-04T15:55:00.003+08:00

Hi guys, i'm back, but not feeling too well, too much rendang and ketupat i guessed, i'll upload the Raya story later.

for now, i want to share something with you guys, there will be an International Base Jump at the place near you (check out listing below). if you guys happen to have nothing to do on that day, well, go and check out the base jump activities. of cos their will be alot of people there, the hot sun, the crowded, some more you have to look up all the times, its not something you would like to do in the hot sunny days right!? so guess what, they also do the base jumping during night as well (at selected venue only) and that would be great, can lepak lepak with wife/gf, while happy happy with wife than can watch the ppl doing base jumping, not that hot lah during night.

so here is the list

KL TOWER INTERNATIONAL JUMP MALAYSIA 2009 (KLTIJM 09)

UPDATED SCHEDULE LIST

KOMPLEKS TERUNTUM, PAHANG
(96 METRE)
3 - 4 OCTOBER 2009

FELDA REGENCY HOTEL, KUALA TERENGGANU
(86 METRE)
&
WISMA DARUL IMAN, KUALA TERENGGANU
(107 METRE)
6 - 7 OCTOBER 2009

MENARA TAMING SARI, MALACCA
(75 METRE)
10 - 12 OCTOBER 2009
*DAY & NIGHT JUMPS

MENARA ALOR SETAR, KEDAH
(165 METRE)
14 - 16 OCTOBER 2009
*DAY & NIGHT JUMPS

MENARA KOMTAR, PENANG
(238 METRE)
17 - 18 OCTOBER 2009

GUA DAMAI, KUALA LUMPUR
(96 METRE)
20 - 21 OCTOBER 2009

MENARA KUALA LUMPUR
(380 METRE)
22 - 25 OCTOBER 2009
*DAY & NIGHT JUMPS

MENARA TM, KUALA LUMPUR
(310 METRE)
25 OCTOBER 2009

Hari Raya Open House - you all invited!

2009-09-30T14:43:00.003+08:00

I would like to invite everyone near my place, Pendang, to come to our Hari Raya Open House Party (actually my office Party- its open to Public) , Date : 01/10/09 , Day: Thursday, Time: from 12 noon until 4:00pm. there will be wide range of food to choose from and the best thing is you can meet me lah, what else. so, if you guys happen to be around here, drop by lah, also can contact me in advance also, will update again later, see ya

A Slap in a Face, huh huh

2009-09-28T14:33:00.001+08:00

While i was surfing the net, i found this, pretty funny,

Amazing reply by J.P. Morgan CEO to a Pretty girl.
===========================================================

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm
very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k
annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary
of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is
not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual
salary? Are you all married? I wanted to

ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've
dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my
upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on
the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and
addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)

2) Which age group should I target?

3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few
girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to
marry rich guys

4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and w ho can only be your
girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Amazing reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out
there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyse your
situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k,
which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not
wasting time here.! From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad
decision to marry you.. The answer is very simple, so let me explain.

Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of 'beauty'
and 'money': Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and
square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but
my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income
might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you
are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10
years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating
with you is also a 'trading position'. If the! trade value dropped we will
sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with
the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to
make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold
or 'leased'. Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would
only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget
looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make
yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better
chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps ... If you are interested in 'leasing' services, do
contact me ...

signed,
CEO
J.P. Morgan :)

I'm Back

2009-09-24T15:15:00.002+08:00

Hi all! i'm back, Selamat hari raya to you guys too! drive carefully during this festive season, banyak itu reckless driver on the road. this year hari raya i beraya at my in law's place, so, nothing much to talk about. went to aidilfitri prayer, eat lemang, ketupat, rendang, kueh tart, almond london and etc, nothing special, also didnt bring the stupid camera to update the raya pics, took few shoot in baju raya, this year theme is light blue, will upload all the picture in the next entry. it is fun to meet with aunties cousins brother and sisters all in the same time, lol, in the same time you know, what a havoc, we also had barbeque for few night, it was like u been taken back to your past, when everything was fun with no responsibilities, can main mercun all night long, chatting with siblings, only now that i have my wife nagging at me when the ayam golek burnt/hangus, hehe. now that i'm become older have lots of responsibilities, dont have that much time or feeling like this only hari raya, that moment that will never be forgotten,

how was your raya?

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri To All! yeeeeeayyyyyy

2009-09-17T10:53:00.002+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya To all Malaysian. unable to update blog last few days, was on mc for 3 days, now also still not ok, but have to come to work oso lah because today last day operation before raya. need to check out if everything ok to shutdown. still feeling dizzy and vomiting, i think this evening will go to hospital to check what is happening inside there lah.

i will update again once i'm back to work on thursday next week, sure there will be alot of things to share with you guys on hari raya!, Selamat Hari Raya and have a pleasent holiday!

Mercun Oh Mercun

2009-09-13T08:39:00.006+08:00

Raya dah dekat, tinggal seminggu saja lagi, persiapan semua kena lengkap, baju melayu dah ada, sampin, songkok dah ada, t-shirt dah beli, ermm, jeans dah beli, sandle takdok lagi,aduhh, pakai selipar jepun ajelah kot raya ni, takdo pitih dah nak beli sandle, abaikan,

apa pun, ari jumaat aritu, lepas sembahyang jumaat, bergegas ke bukit kayu itam, cari cari sandle dan apa apa yang murah untuk raya ni, beli barang murah ajolah, takdo branded branded dah, janji selesa dan murah, itu penting, bukan pasal apa, pasal duit ada setakat itu ja, budget kurang,

so, plan arini, selepas cari cari barang, then nak berbuka kat sini. cari punya cari, barang kat bukit kayu hitam ni kureng sikit ahh, kalau nak banyak sikit barang, cari kat padang besar, lagi banyak pilihan,

anyway, dah selesai windows shopping, masa untuk order makanan

Daging bakar

Sayur Campur

TomYam Campur

Then aku tambah sikit, lama dah aku tengok nasik kerabu thailand ni, teringin jugak nak rasa macam mana rasanya nasik kerabu ala thailand ni. ok, perbezaan dia, nasik dia kaler putih, bukan kaler biru, then, dia tak pakai telur masin, dia pakai telur rebus saja, itu saja bezanya, rasanya sama jaaa, tapi, still takleh celen makcik jual nasik kerabu kat pendang, itu memang superb! heh heh Total RM 29.00

pastu, dah bosan bosan pusing kat danok ni, aku pun balik ke malaysia, pusing pusing kat loq staq, tatau nak buat apa, tengok orang jual kueh apa semua, hmmm, tak menarik, then, dah midnite, perut rasa kosong balik, singgah kat tempat biasa, pekena makanan favorite aku, hehe

aku pekena Koew Teow Celup, Wife aku Mihun Celup, total RM 10.70

gambar close up, saja kasik korang terliur

satu benda aku terlupa nak cerita, time time raya ni, tak meriah laa kalau tak main mercun, so, aku pi danok pun pasai nak cari mercun jugak, beli untuk anak anak sedara yang balik dari kl, kat sini mahal mahal, so beli kat siam ni, murah tak hengat, cuma time nak bawak masuk malaysia tu ingat ingat laa sikit, ini laa lebih kurang yang sempat aku beli untuk anak anak buah aku

ini lah yang sempat aku belikan, agak agak korang berapa harga semua nieh? memang berbaloiii, jom main mercun!

Restaurant Mahani & Johari - Jitra

2009-09-10T10:13:00.004+08:00

Kemarin berbuka kat Jitra, sebab petang tu ke jitra untuk buat cermin mata untuk MIL, ada rakan sekerja bagitau kat jitra ada Optometris buat spec murah jaaa, nama Optometris Syifaq ka apa, so, kami pun bergegas laa ke sana sebab kedai tutup pukul 6, then, my MIL check check mata apa semua, kedai tu cakap boleh siapkan the same day, so kita pun tunggu sampai 6 lebey sikit. harga nya murah, kurang separuh dari harga di kedai lain, selalu kat tempat lain untuk spec yang sama harga rm600++. kat sini harga rm280. ok, dah jimat separuh dah tu

then, masa pun tak mengizinkan untuk berbuka kat danok, Thailand, so just berbuka kat jitra, Restaurant Mahani & Johari. my wife pernah makan kat sini, thats why dia suggest berbuka puasa kat sini saja, so kita pun, macam biasa, order time! dan ini lah hasilnya.

Daging Goreng

Kerabu Mangga

Sayur Campur

Ikan Kembong Masak Kicap

Tom Yam Sotong

Minuman, Teh o Ais satu jag

ini lah hidangan nya

dah selesai berbuka, ada beberapa komen lah
Tomyam dia memang spesel,memang sedap, tapi kena order kurang pedas, yang lain semua biasa, cuma portion sayur, daging goreng dan kerabu dia memang banyak, 4 orang makan pun tak habis. servis memang cepat gila, tak sampai 10 minit kami duduk, makanan dah start terhidang, memang mereka dah cukup bersedia untuk sesi berbuka puasa, tak rugi lah datang sini.

Total bil cuma RM42.00, untuk 4 orang. tak mahal lah, untuk restaurant, kira murah laa, ni bukan gerai tepi jalan tau, ni restaurant, patut laa orang ramai gila, makan murah, sedap pulak tu, kira ok lah

Women and Perfume

2009-09-08T08:45:00.002+08:00

Perfume, we use it daily in our ordinary life, be it talcum powder, Deoderant,anti-perspirant sticks, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, the purpose is the same, to make you smell good and fresh. but there is an added feature that called smell like rich fella ! to shorthen it, use branded and overpriced perfume instead of cheap perfume. well, to relate the story of women and perfume, my wife ran out of her perfume the Hugo xx for women and wanted me to belanja her a branded perfume that i suggested to her which is Burberry London Classic, (the smell is so nice i loike it very much when ladies use it, it bring back the memories, well you know....)

ok, i'm a poor guy lah, this year i tell you guys, i'm so poor i cant afford to buy new clothes for hari raya, so, not to dissapointed my lovely wife, i have to find a way to buy her this perfume so that she can use it for hari raya celebration. well, women you know lah, women need to show off abit during this raya raya time, so as a loving husband i am, i need to show some effort lah.
below is the picture of the said perfume, and the price, hmmmm, i know most of you can afford it, but not me, i'm totally bankrupt this year, dont come and ask for duit raya for me ya!

this is the tester bottle that i sprayed to me wife at a perfume store at KLIA, note the list of smell

the price, rm223.00 , where can i get that much money just to spend on the perfume?

well, ok, i'm a cheap perfume seller, the One Drop Perfume, but there is no Burberry London Classic in the list, if not, i'm surely very happy lah, just cost me a few ringgit only, heee,

so, my journey begin to find a way to get her the desired perfume!

days go by, weeks by weeks, month by month, at last, i found a way to at last to belanja her the dream desired perfume, here it is!

the same Burberry London Classic, original, imported from korea, and its just RM25, wahhh wahhh, so happy lah, i really save alot this time, and my wife sure very happy to receive this perfume.

you guys must be asking whether this is an original perfume or fake one since its just rm25, well, i tell you guys, look at the picture below that you'll now why its so cheap

this is surely an original perfume, because its only a miniature perfume,actually its still expensive at rm25 for that tiny little bottle, 4.5ml, but at least my wife can use it and that all what i can afford, hehe

in addition to that, i also bought myself a perfume myself, a Beckam signature perfume vial for only rm10, its cheap right, as long as can use for this hari raya, consider ok lah, after that we just use the cheap One Drop Perfume lah, hehe

P/S : anybody want to buy this cheap miniature perfume, or One Drop Perfume, can contact me ya, hehe, selling cheap cheap.

P/S to wife: can upfront me rm25 or not, no money to put petrol, salary belum masuk, die laa, hope you reading this my dear wife, hehehe

My Fantasy: If im a rich fella, i'll buy you a pool of perfume so that we can swim toghether and stay fresh for eternity.

My Reality: Sadly... i dont event have money to put petrol, how the hell am i going to buy you a pool of perfume just to bath with it, huhu, can borrow first aa?

Berbuka di Restoran Berputar Seri Angkasa Menara Alor Setar

2009-09-06T09:09:00.009+08:00

Kemarin, ari sabtu, teringin nak merasa makan buffet, sejak balik ke kedah, jarang dah berbuka puasa secara buffet sama ada di hotel atau di tempat tempat yang menyediakan buffet buka puasa ni. yang menariknya berbuka puasa secara buffet ni, terdapat berbagai makanan yang dihidangkan, dari pembuka selera, kueh mueh, dan sebagainya. Dan apa yang menariknya kali ini, dan faktor yang telah menarik aku untuk berbuka puasa di menara alor setar ni ialah, 100 menu dihidangkan dan RM40 nett untuk seorang, kira murah tuuuuuu, rm40 untuk 100 jenis menu, tapi, adakah berbaloi baloi atau tidak? mari kita ikuti bersama sama, ceyyyyy macam drama swasta.

ok, dimulakan cerita, memula tu, pukul 2 aku called hotel seri malaysia, kalau tak salah rm32 buffet berbuka puasa, malangnya penuh, then aku called regency, sama jugak harga, than confirm booking dengan regency, then, aku terpikir balik, kalau aku tambah rm8 hengget, aku dah boleh makan dekat menara alor setar, berbuka puasa di ketinggian 165.5 meter (macam iklan MAS), tambahan pulak ada 100 menu makanan yang disediakan, tak sabar aku nak pi sana, hehe, info mengenai Menara alor setar boleh baca disini

gambar menara pukul 7, hujan renyai renyai

lebih kurang pukul 7 aku dan wife sampai dekat menara, disambut mesra oleh staf staf menara. memang mesra, itu aku kagum, hehe, informed dia aku dah buat booking, dia check, table 9, then terus hantar aku naik atas ke restoran berputar, memang best.
actually first time aku makan dekat restoran berpusing alor star ni, tertanya tanya jugak macam mana berputarnya restoran ni, so tercapai jugak aku nak makan kat sini, dan bila aku tengok, memang betul betul lantai restoran ni berpusing, huh, kagum gak aku, haha, tapi, 5 minit jaa aku duduk kat situ, dah rasa macam pening pening, haha, maklum laaa, lantai dia tak henti henti berpusing, sloww jaa, tapi best jugak, sebab dia punya counter makanan stay kat satu tempat, so, aku just tunggu meja aku berpusing sampai ke counter makanan tu, tak payah jalan jejauh

anyway, aku abadikan gambar gambar ni

ini wife aku nya pinggan, fuhh, nampak sedappp kan

aaa, ni baru first round ni, haha, ada banyak round lagi lepas tu

Kaunter lemang, pau, rendang dan sebagainya, nampak cantik

nampak dak api tu, aaa, makanan panas panas, memang best

ini stall untuk pembuka selera, appetizer, ada 2 atau 3 stall macam ni,

ini kaunter yang tidak bergerak, dia stick saja kat satu tempat, so, tunggu meja pusing satu turn baru boleh ambik, tak payah jalan jauh jauh

kaunter western food,

ini antara sebahagian gambar yang aku sempat snap, maklum laaa, time buka puasa, makan sampai tak ingat doniaa dah, hehe,
masa sebelum berbuka, fuhhh, nampak macam sedap sangat laaa makanan kat situ, then bila dah berbuka, makanan dia biasa saja laaa, takdak yang superb atau hebat, just biasa biasa saja.
dalam banyak banyak menu yang dok ada, tak pasti lah menu apa yang paling menonjol, udang sambal dia over cook, keras, kerabu set dia dah masam, maybe dah sediakan terlalu awal, nasik beriyani tak rasa macam nasik beriyani, semua rasa biasa saja, tak dak yang menonjol,

so last last sekali, rasanya, macam mengecewakan sikit laa bukak puasa kat sini, tempat cantik, ambience cantik, pemandangan cantik, tapi beberapa benda yang kecil yang menyebabkan benda / tempat yang sepatutnya grand jadi macam warung tepi jalan saja diantaranya:

1: makanan biasa biasa saja, tak power pun, sepatutnya sedap, sebab company yang sama yang buat makanan untuk menara kuala lumpur, tapi kenapa macam ni jadinya,
2: benda benda yang digunakan tak standard, contohnya mencampurkan kerusi plastik diantara kerusi banquet, dan bekas takungan air plastik yang digunakan, nampak macam tak grand langsung (gambar dibawah)

ada kaa pakai bekas ni, cari laa water container yang grand sikit, jatuh standard betul.

untuk kekal bersaing di dunia global ni, diharap pihak urusan restoran berputar ni boleh lah buat perubahan dari perkara perkara diatas, "jangan cakap tara serupa bikin" (macam karam singh walia bercakap nieh)

apapun, di atas segala kekecewaan tersebut, pemandangan bandar alor setar diwaktu malam yang cantik, sedikit sebanyak mengubat hati yang lara ini,

adakah aku akan kembali ke restoran berputar? mungkin tidak, sehingga restoran tersebut upgrade kualiti makanan mereka

adakah aku promote kengkawan berbuka kat situ? ermmm, kalau sesapa yang terngah bercinta boleh laa berbuka kat situ, crowded sikit, tapi macam romantik ahhh, hehe, orang tengah bercinta ni, makan apa pun sedap, bak kata pepatah, kentut pun wangi, huah huah huah.kalau nak bawak family makan, buat rugi jaaa, heh heh,

toilet dan surau ada kat atas tu, jadi tak perlu risau, dalam pukul 9, aku pun turun, dah penat dah makan, makan pun boleh penat wooooo, dont play play aaaa

menara waktu malam, fuhh, cantik kaler dia, kaler biru tu kot restoran tu,

ni reception/lobby,

ni model menara alor star

kalau orang yang jakun macam aku ni sesuai laa pi makan kat situ, nak merasa macam mana makan kat restoran berputar ni, maklum laa, aku ni orang kampung, mana penah merasa semua tu, hihi. yang ramai kat atas tu pun, semuanya slang belah belah selatan, aku dan wife pun, berpakat jugak nak cakap slang slang ni, kami pun apalagi, slang kuboq panjang aaa, tak thu deh! apa pun, selamat mencuba, apa kata kita kongsi kongsi pengalaman semua berbuka puasa, selamat menjalankan ibadah puasa!

My Fantasy: kalau laaa ada vendor kaa, kawan kawan kaa, nak berbelanja berbuka puasa kat hotel hotel mahal mahal, makan sedap sedap, pastu siap boleh tapau balik plak tu, fuhh, memang best laahhh macam tu, malangnya.....

My Reality: dah laa takdo duit, teringin nak makan mahal mahal, dah pegi makan kat situ, makanan tak sodap laa pulak, buang duit betul lah, baik pakcik makan jooo kat bazaar ramadhan,bior sampai pocah perot aaa jadiknya kalau rm40 sorang, hua hua hua

Correction - Regency hotel ramadhan buffet - rm42 nett

Food Food Food

2009-09-04T08:00:00.000+08:00

On Merdeka Day, i went back to my parent house in Sungai Petani to buka puasa together gether lah, so happy since this is the first time in this year that i can buka puasa together with my parent. my lovely wife do all the cooking so that my mom can rilex rilex for while her menantu can show of some cooking skill, heheh.

this is what we had for buka puasa, very sedap laaa, my wife really a good cooker, thats why my stomach become bigger each day. not my fault what! she's the one cook a good food.
the menu:
Ikan Kerapu masak sweet sour
Gulai Siam
Sayur campur (green veggy + oyster mushroom + carrot + etc)
rendang ayam (my mom cook it)

a closer look at what we had that day

ikan kerapu sweet sour

Gulai Siam

and my mom cook a home made Kueh called "cara"
its a puree of pandan leaves mix with some flour and they put sugar inside it, really sedappp, my favourite, thanks Mom!

thats is what we hade our buka puasa at my parent house on merdeka day.

picture above is what we had for our buka puasa yesterday at my MIL house.

Menu:
kerabu mangga
kari ikan keli
ikan keli goreng cili
salted egg
sayur kangkung
ulam and sambal

yummy,

so, for this whole month of ramadhan, i'll just update on menu of what i had for buka puasa daily, yummy, next week i'll update on dinner i had with my brother at Sheraton subang, stay tune guys

IT Course - KL Putrajaya

2009-09-03T09:31:00.015+08:00

Last 2 Week i went to kl for an IT course, its 5 days course on IPV6 implementation, and what i want to tell you is, IPV6 subject is really boring, you need to bring back all the algebra and math to count and do logical thinking, and thats really boring. anyway, i'm not gonna tell you about IPV6 or IT, i want to tell you bout my trip there , its fun to be back in kl and hang out with friends. i have managed a few gathering, eventhough the attendance is not much, but at least somebody attended, it is surely great already.

first, i would like to share the beauty of the building i had my IT course at putrajaya, KTAK building.

since i have to type and describe in a long long story, maybe better i just use Bahasa Malaysia and learn my english some other time.

ok, rasa selesa sket nak menaip merapu rapu,
kita sambung mengenai building ni, ada kolam ikan, dengan ikan kap yang beso beso, memang best betul, rasa macam berada kat tempat piknik plak,

ada taman kecik kat tengah tengah tu, fuhh, tak sangka, macam hutan dalam opis, best,

ok, yang ni pulak, tengok bahagian yang putih tu, sebelah belakang dinding putih tu ialah lif, sebalah yang putih tu ialah water cascade setinggi empat tingkat!! wow, tinggi tu, kat opis aku ada juga water cascade, tinggi 4 tingkat jugak, tapi mangkuk tingkat punya empat tingkat ajolah, rendah ja

Hiasan yang cantik dan sofa sofa untuk lepak lepak sambil layan astro dan wifi

ini adalah tingkat 7 kalau tak salah, tempat kami menjamu selera diwaktu tengah hari selama 5 hari kursus di sana, ada bumbung, cuma takdak dinding saja, open air, memang selesa, memang best, hari hari rasa macam piknik, hehe.

ni kelas kursus aku, ari ari kena buat kira kira IP, gila serabut kepala otak, trainer pulak selalu buat reverse psychology, gila penin

ini gambaq trainer yang macho dan hensem, disebabkan aku tangkap gambaq dia, satu kelas gelak kat aku, confirm depa kata aku gay! aduh!

satu yang aku nak kongsi mengenai bangunan KTAK kat putrajaya ni, dia berkonsep open air, bila hari panas, dia tutup dinding kaca ni, dan pasang aircon, bila hari sejuk, depa bukak laaa dinding kaca ni, bagus kan macam ni, so kita ada alternative nak bukak ka tutup ka, memang bagus idea ni

ok, setakat itu saja mengenai putrajaya dan Kursus IT yang boring, kita tinggalkan bahagian yang boring, kita masuk bahagian yang best.

selama 5 hari di sana, setiap malam aku buat ghatering, supaya dapat jumpa member member yang ada kat sana. kalau aku tak push buat ghatering ni, maka susah laa nak jumpa muka muka ni, macam macam alasan, sibuk laa, kerja laa, baby sitter la, dating laa, huuu, susah susahh kalau nak berkumpul semua, sebab itu laa bagi mereka mereka yang hadir tu, aku ucapkan ribuan terima kasih kerana dapat hadir, korang memang best, bagi yang tak hadir tu, korang bukan tak best, cuma mungkin korang sibuk, tapi takpa, ada rezeki kita jumpa lagi, list ghatering as below

malam pertama: lepak dengan member HP/RHB Careline
Malam Kedua: Lepak dengan member Engineer/Call Center Mesiniaga
Malam Ketiga: Lepak dengan member HP/WYWY
Malam Keempat: Lepak dengan Member sekolah menengah Ibrahim
Malam kelima: lepak dengan abang dan family kak anne

memang pack betul lah dengan aktiviti, sampai tak sempat nak bernapas,

ni malam pertama, jumpa geng geng HP/RHB Careline, zack, wan, syahrul, botak,azreek

Malam kedua - Intan dan husband - HP/WYWY

Malam kedua - Sazali - HP/WYWY

Malam kedua - Azreek - HP/WYWY

Malam Kedua - Wan - HP/WYWY

Malam ketiga lepak dengan geng Mesiniaga, itupun sorang saja yang hadir, tapi at least ada jugak orang hadir, depa cakap location jauh sangat, kat kl, opis kat subang, jem depa cakap, iyo lah iyolah, lain kali kita buat kat subang, jangan tak datang pulak, terima kasih kat Mr ling hong wen yang hadir pada haritu, seronok bersembang, lupa plak nak tangkap gambar.

Malam keempat - geng sekolah menengah Ibrahim, yang hadir aritu amet, fahmi dan aidil, gambaq amet takdak, lupa nak tangkap

Malam kelima, lepak dengan abang dan family kak anne kat sheraton subang

abang slow slow makan

kak anne, dah kekenyangan kot tuh, hehe

woohhh, selesai dah aku update semua sekali cerita dalam satu minggu ke satu entry, hehe

ada satu benda nak tambah, sempat jugak aku pusing pusing pi makan tempat tempat nostalgia kat kl, pastu teringat satu tempat yang pernah famous satu masa dulu, ct garden kalau tak silap, yang jual nasik lemak bucu dekat satu sekolah di area kampung baru. dulu memang ramai gila orang, sekarang tengok dah kurang dah, mungkin kerana harganya mahal dan kebersihan yang perlu improve, anyway, ini order aku, dan korang agak agak berapa hengget aku kena?

nasik lemak bucu 4
sirap bandung
sirap
ais kosong
sambal petai

agak agak berapa harga?

rm8.50, fuhhh, mahal tuh, series mahal!

Super Dooper update all in once

2009-09-02T16:02:00.010+08:00

ok, today i want to clear all my back log of entry i wanted to add, now i want to change already, dont want to be lazy lazy again (direct translation from malay to english " malas malas lagi"). i'll try my best to update all the back log entry lah, so do bear with me, is it bear with me or bare with me? haha, nevermind, somebody will help me to correct that word anyway, anyway i like teddy bear,

to start my back log, hmmm, what will i put here, ok, not the first trip to kl for IT course, that i'll only update later, i'll update on my second trip to kl, since there is not much to tell on that trip anyway, so here goes.

we started the journey to kl soon after we finish our buka puasa at pendang, here's the picture of the food, yummy i tell you, can never find anywhere in kl oneeeee.

Menu : Mihun Goreng
Nasi Putih
Lauk: kerabu mangga
udang goreng tepung
cendawan goreng tepung
kerabu taugeh
gulai/kari ayam
yang lain tak ingat dah

lepas jaa selesai relax relax, dalam pukul 9:30 bertolak lah ke kuala lumpur

ini laa kenderaan aku untuk malam ni

selepas penat drive, sampai lah kl lebih kurang pukul 1:30 camtu

siang nya, kami jalan jalan tengok baju kat Jalan Tar/ Masjid India gambar kat bawah

orang ramai kat jln tar

pusing pusing cari parking kat jalan tar tu, aku pandar side mirror, nampak kereta putih yang menyerlah kat cermin, keta apa laa nieh

nampak cantik jaaa

rupanya merc SL63 kalau tak salah aku, fuhh, kelasss betul,

then, terus ke Giant Bandar Kinrara untuk sambung shopping fuhhh!!! semangat betul

giant kinrara

ngam ngam 6:30 sampai rumah kat equine, masak masak, then ngam ngam hidang waktu makan, memang hebat betul wife aku masak, sepantas kilat, aku terlupa nak tangkap gambar sebab lapo sangat, huhu

sebelah malam pulak sambung pergi pusing ikea, huhuhu, tak abeh lagi shopping, beli tidak pun, windows shopping jer

then, keesokan harinya, sambung pergi JLN tar sekali lagi, pastu pukul 3 camtu terus balik ke kedah,
on the way kat atas highway, nampak kereta ni, sama laju dengan aku jaa kereta ni, sebab jalan jem gila! huhu

mesti gempak kalau bawak kereta ni laju laju, tapi malangnya highway jem gila, so, kereta ni sama laju dengan kereta kecik aku jaa, hua hua hua.

ada sikit info, aku baru tersedar, Bank negara ada keluarkan not RM50 baru, actually dah lama keluar, tapi time time raya ni lah baru senang nak sebarkan, so, aku pegi mamak, mamak tu kasik duit rm50 baru, aku ingatkan duit singgit, aku pun belek belek, ada tuleh rm50, aku ingatkan duit tipu, mamak tu cakap, duit baru nieh, aku pun angguk jaa, kalau mamak tu tipu aku, rugi laa duit aku, ini gambar nya

belakang

depan

*ini sajalah entry pantas untuk clear back log aku, haha, tak best pun, tapi, kalau aku tak clearkan backlog, rasa macam sesak jerr napas, haha, so, aku cuba clearkan, tak nak jadi orang malas dahhh

Ujian Minda

2009-09-01T09:40:00.000+08:00

Ujian Dementia
Betapa cekapnya anda!!

Di bawah ada ( 4 ) soalan dan satu soalan bonus. Anda perlu menjawab dengan pantas. Anda tidak boleh mengambil masa, perlu menjawabnya segera. OK?

Mari cuba, lihat sendiri berapa pantas dan hebatnya diri anda.....

Ready? GO!!! (lihat bawah)

Soalan Pertama:

A nda menyertai perlumbaan. Anda mengejar dan memotong orang yang kedua. Sekarang Anda ditempat yang ke berapa?

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Jawapan: Jika jawapan anda tempat yang pertama, sudah tentu jawapan anda salah! Jika anda memotong orang kedua sudah tentu anda mengambil tempatnya, tempat kedua!

Cuba jangan lihat atas semula untuk soalan seterus. Sekarang jawab soalan kedua, tetapi jangan ambil terlalu banyak masa seperti soalan pertama OK ?

Soalan Kedua:

J ika anda memotong tempat orang yang terakhir, jadi anda di tempat...? (lihat bawah)

Jawapan: Jika jawapan anda tempat kedua terakhir, anda salah lagi... Jawapanya, ada tetap ni kedudukan no 2. Sebabnya, sebelum anda memotong orang terakhir, orang pertama yang berada didepan anda terlebih dahuhulu memotong orang itu..haha? anda masih kurang bijak?

Adakah anda pantas dan cerdek, tidak begitu rupanya.?

Soalan Ketiga:
S oalan kira-kira bermuslihat! Perhatian: Ini mesti dilakukan tanpa menggunakan fikiran sahaja . Jangan guna kertas dan pensil atau mesen kira-kira. Cuba lah...

Ambil 1000 dan campur 40 . Sekarang campur lagi 1000 . Campur lagi 30 .... Campur lagi 1000 . Campur lagi 20 ... Campur lagi 1000 . Campur lagi 10 ... Berapa kah jumlah semua?

Lihat bawah untuk ...jawapan.. ..

Adakah jawapan anda 5000 ?

Jawapan sebanar adalah 4100.

Jika anda tak percaya gunakan mesen kira-kira.! Mungkin ini bukan hari anda kan? Mungkin anda boleh jawab soalan yang akhir ini dengan betul ... Cuba.

Soalan keempat:

Bapa Mary ada seramai lima orang anak gadis: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. Apakah nama anak gadisnya yang terakhir?

Adakah jawapan anda Nunu? Salah! sudah tentu Salah.
Namanya Mary. Baca semula soalan!

KL Again, urgh

2009-08-28T22:22:00.003+08:00

Hi guys, i'm currently in kl again. sending/accompany my brother in law back to kl. my wife, my MIL and i accompany brother in law back to kl since we scared his car which is not in good condition since he always modified his car here and there and he driving alone in the bad weather. so my MIL decided to accompany him using another car so that in case if his car broke down, we will be there to help him and i know my brother in law knows that i dont know a damn about repairing a car, and i did pray for nothing to happen, if not, i have to act like i know what i'm doing, that will be terrible.

really boring, dont know what to do, didnt bring my laptop, if not can update all the backlog entry with picture, haihhh, what a waste.

before i type more and more boring things, its better that i log of from this boring entry and go to sleep, going back to kedah tomorrow morning and back to work on sunday, haihhh, what a life! but still, nothing to compare , at least, i still have a life, but dont know for how long ...

Makan Makan Makan

2009-08-26T14:10:00.004+08:00

Today i'm not gonna list what i did in KL last week, i'll tell you that story later because i have better story to tell, and here it goes-

kelmarin, hari yang keempat kita berpuasa, aku macam biasa, betapa letihnya berpuasa, maklum laa, tank aku ni besaq, dia punya injection pun besaq, bila tank dah kosong, injection pun jadi pening tatau mana nak inject, maka berlakulah pedih pedih perut yang amat sangat, anyway, setelah mengharungi hari hari yang panjang, maka sampai lah ke penghujung hari, waktu berbuka puasa, dengan hati yang girang, beli beli kat bazaar ramadhan, sebenarnya tak banyak pun beli, just beli murtabak jaa 3 biji, makan nasik jaa arini lauk dah banyak tak yah beli lauk,

so, tiba waktu yang di tunggu tunggu, berbuka lahhh dengan gembira dan bersyukurrr,
cerita kali ni bukan pasal berbuka atau makanan berbuka, tapi, cerita pasal makan selepas waktu berbuka, iaitu makan makanan diantara makanan favourite aku, iaitu koeteow celup! koewtoew celup ni berasal dari thailand kalau tak salah aku, jadi, susah sikit lah nak cari benda ni.

tapi malam semalam wife aku ajak pegi aloq staq, sebab nak bayaq duit kereta (aparaaa malam malam nak bayar duit kereta, dah tak cukup siang ka apa, aku nak rehat sikit pun tak sompat,) disebabkan wife aku yang ajak, so, terpaksa laa dia rasuah aku makan percuma, heh, apa lagi, aku pun blasah laa, dah selesai bayaq duit kereta apa semua, singgah laa kat kedai makan tu, kat situ jaaa boleh dapat koewtoew celup yang ok ok rasanya di aloq staq ni, apa nama kedai ntah, on the way nak pi ke aloq staq mall tu, yang ada resepi "daging masak harimau menangis" tu.

anyway, ini lah menu malam tu

ini bukan barang makanan, ini adalah kotak tissue, saja jaa aku snap snap, tangan tengah gatal tunggu makanan

minuman aku, lychee

wife punya oder, watermelon

ini lah rupa koew teow celup tu, memang lazat aaa, dah lama mengidam nieh

ini perencah tambahan, cili jeruk, cili kering, kicap sotong dan garam

wife punya oder, somtam

listing
air lychchee
air tembikai
koew teow celup
somtam
total= RM11.30

errr, sedikit mahal dari biasa, aposai ek? sudah naik harga ka?
anda pula bagaimana? apa makanan feveret ada di kala bulan puasa ini?

Ramadhan Buffet List - YUM~ YUM~

2009-08-25T10:30:00.003+08:00

(ada orang cakap aku ni eksyen blog dalam English, dia kata dah laa english pun tak power, lintang pukang, salah pulak tu, sebenarnya, aku blog dalam english ni, sebab aku nak belajo english, english aku tak power, hampeh pulak tu, so kalau ada grammatical error ka, spelling error ka, sila lah advice yer, tenkiu!)

Salam Ramadhan to all. what is the best thing in fasting season? of course food. there is a wife of variety offered during ramadhan and Raya, but for starter, we talk bout buka puasa food and list of ramadhan buffet. collected this list from few blog, it was meant for 2008, but u guys call the place up to confirm on the price and reservation, so guys, dont miss it. i'm also looking for good and cheap (of course) ramadhan buffet at nothern area @ kedah to be exact, do share your info with me, also, if you guys would like to belanja me to any of this place, i would be glad to accompany you guys, yeah! check the list out!

1. Ramadhan Buffet at Maya Brasserie, Hotel Maya Kuala Lumpur
Price : RM75++
For reservation, please call 03-27118866 ext 258
Website : http://www.hotelmaya.com.my/

2. Buka Puasa at the heart of KL, Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre
Price : RM85++ Adult, RM42++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-23332866
Website: http://www.klccconventioncentre.com/
(For a party of 10, 1 goes for free)(20% discount for CIMB, SBB & Direct Access card members, T & C apply)

3. Ramadhan Buffet at Chatz Brasserie, Parkroyal Kuala Lumpur
Price : RM75++ Adult, RM39++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-27828301
Website : http://www.parkroyalhotels.com/

4. Selera Kampungku Buffet Ramadhan at Hotel Grand Continental, KL
Price : RM52++ Adult, RM26++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-26939333
Website : http://www.ghihotels.com.my/
(20% discount for Public Bank cardmembers)(10+1 promotion, where every 11th person dines for free)

5. Al Mubarak Ramadhan Buffet at Grand Blue Wave Hotel Shah Alam
Price : RM85++ Adult, RM50++ Children & Senior Citizen
For reservation, please call 03-55118811 ext 2612
Website : http://www.bluewavehotels.com/

6. Traditional Buka Puasa Buffet at Dondang Sayang Coffee House, Corus Hotel, KL
Price : RM76++ Adult, RM49++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-21618888
Website : http://www.corushotelkl.com/
(50% discount on 1-4 Sept, 28-30 Sept)

7. Buffet Ramadhan at Sunflowers Brasserie, Royale Bintang KL
Price : RM55++ Adult, 50% children & senior citizens
For reservation, please call 03-21439898
Website : http://www.royale-bintang-hotel.com.my/

8. Ramadhan Buffet at Nipah Coffeeshop, Hotel Equatorial, KL
Price : RM92++ Adult, RM46++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-21617777 ext 8220
Website : http://www.equatorial.com/kul

9. Buffet Ramadhan at Cyberview Lodge Resort & Spa, Cyberjaya
Price : RM80++ Adult, RM40++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-83127091
Website : http:// http://www.cyberview-lodge.com/

10. Gema Ramadhan 'Selera Kampung' Buffet Dinner at Brisdale Hotel, KL
Price : RM38++ Adult, RM28++ Child
For reservation, please call 03-26948833
Website : http://www.brisdale.com.my/
**been here once, the food is so so lah

11. Noltagia Ramadhan Buffet featuring Dee at Dorsett Regency Hotel, KL
Price : RM69++ Adult, 50% Discount for children & senior citizens
For reservation, please call 03-27151000 ext 188
Website : http://www.dorsettregency.com.my/
(20% off on food for Ambank Credit Card, T & C apply)

Place: Saffron Brasserie at Ancasa Hotel & Spa, KL
Price: RM45++ (Adult); RM33++ (Child)
Contact: 603 - 2026 6060 Ext 7703

Place: Palms Cafe @ Palm Garden Hotel, IOI Resort Putrajaya
Price: RM58.00++ per adult and RM35.00++ per child between 5 and 12 years old.
Contact: 603 - 8943 2233

Place: Quality Hotel City Centre Kuala Lumpur
Price: RM55.00++ per Adult and RM35++ per Child (4-12 years) / Senior Citizen (55 years old and above).
RM49++ for Hotel´s Choice Preferred Card members
Contact: 03 - 2693 9233 ext 8023 / 8017 or email fnb@quality.com.my.

Place: Top Pot Cafe @ KL International Hotel
Price: RM 48.00++ for Adult
RM 23.00++ for children
* All our room guests are entitled for a 20 % Discount
Ramadhan Group package:
- 1 complimentary for every 10 paying adults
- 50% discount for senior citizen aged 56 and above
- 20% for our VCC members
- 10 % discount will be given to travel agent, hoteliers, airlines.
Contact: 03-2697 8833
Link: http://klitel.com.my/template/289/index.cf...urlID=kualfin46

Place: Kampachi @ Hotel Equatorial Bangi-Putrajaya
Price: Take Set: RM52++
Sakura Set: RM62++
Matsu Set: RM72++
Subject to 10% Service Charge and 5% Government Tax
Contact: 603 - 8210 2222 / 8925 1111
Link: http://www.equatorial.com/bng/index.php?navi_id=10〈=1
Place: Al Nafourah @ Le Meridien KL
Price: RM 98++ for adults; RM 49++ for children
Contact: 603 - 2263 7434
Link: http://www.lemeridiendining.com.my/index.php?mid=15

IKEA "Buka Puasa" Buffet
Enjoy the IKEA "Buka Puasa" Buffet at IKEA Restaurant from 6.30pm till 9.00pm on weekdays and 6.30pm till 10.00pm on weekends.
There is a choice of local and western fare at RM15.90 per adult and RM9.90 per child (5 to 12 years old).
Call IKEA at 03-7726 7777 for enquiries.
Website:
http://www.ikea.com.my
**i've been to Ikea buffet twice, the food and que become worst and worst *sigh*

this is only a few of the long list i have, but there is no point to put here also, the price was like wow, to much, and most of them i dont know how good it is, so, if you have more info, do share with me, also an advise, dont go for middle east buffet , the taste is so not for us

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

2009-08-23T10:08:00.003+08:00

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes
if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes.
Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.
A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here
and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man.
That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome.
(I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm
and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous state
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

Air Ticket Promotion:
info for you guys, there is a price war between air asia and Mas, do grab this opportunity!

best deal: Air Asia : KL - Abu Dhabi : 2 person RM490 (Return Ticket)

Not Available to Update blog

2009-08-19T20:55:00.002+08:00

hi all,

sorry all, unable to update blog, now in kl, having an IT courses, only be back online on next monday 24/08.

see ya again, chiaow!

by the way, i'm so cant wait to update, there is so much to tell, about the putrajaya building i'm having a courses here, and everything, so cant wait, yaaa!

Movie Review: G.I JOE

2009-08-16T09:42:00.005+08:00

Genres: Action/Adventure and War
Running Time: 1 hr. 58 min.
Release Date: August 7th, 2009 (wide)
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for strong sequences of action violence and mayhem throughout.
Distributors: Paramount Pictures
U.S. Box Office: $54,713,046 @ 16/08/09

today feeling like i want to do a movie review, G.I Joe, watched it on last weekend, i only write a short review in my own style from my point of view, if you dont like it, do steer away! hehe

"From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos. "

G.I stand for Government Issue, actually i dont understand what its really means, maybe these joe's try to settle all the of the Government issue or the joe itself have government issue? nevermind,

the story is good, you'll see alot of CGI being used, but i can say that the CGI is not the best from my point of view, its good, but still have room for improvement, the sound effect is slightly above average . Marlon Wayans play a good comedy character in this films which helps alot.

open your eyes as there is full of action in this movie, you wont have time to finish up regular sized drinks or smsing your partner on the phone. its full of action even in a flash back moment, i tell you, really pack with action, it wont dissapoint you!

for audience who really like action and no other else, this is a good movie for you, but other than action, this movie have nothing to offer, some say when they watch this movie, the felt like The Transformer:revenge of the fallen is like a Giant!

my verdict
Storyline: 3/5
Sound / Sound Effect : 3/5
Total : 4/5

Teh Tarik Session

2009-08-13T08:48:00.003+08:00

i'll be going to KL next week on 17/08 until 21/08. i grab this opportunity to do a teh tarik session with friend there, hope you guys can make it. date as below

** Teh Tarik Session-

Time: 8:00 pm - 10:00pm

Date as Below:
17/08- Staff RHB/HP-Careline (Venue: Alamanda Putrajaya)
18/08- Staff Mesiniaga Engineer / Call Center (Venue : Nasik Kandar Pelita, KLCC)
20/08- Budak Budak Ibrahim (Venue : Nasik Kandar Pelita, KLCC)

See You guys There

*hope to see you guys there, and i hope this will not be the last time we meet lah

apart from that, i would like to share a movie i watch last night on HBO if i'm not mistaken, its an old 2007 movie title "Juno", it a story about Juno who is a whip-smart teen confronting an unplanned pregnancy by her classmate Bleeker. With the help of her hot best friend Leah, Juno finds her unborn child a "perfect" set of parents: an affluent suburban couple, Mark and Vanessa, longing to adopt. Luckily, Juno has the total support of her parents as she faces some tough decisions, flirts with adulthood and ultimately figures out where she belongs.

really nice lah this movie, Juno is so happy and fun and Independence, i wish my daughter have her good quality lah, because i really like her style of tackling problem. but its all in the movie, in the movie everything look so simple and fun and totally different in the real life, but i hope one thing, i hope that people in malaysia could be more gentlemen and supporting abit lah, be like a brit, they are a gentlement and that's why more brit was killed than American in titanic disaster, u know why? you can ask me or google abit lah

What a Lovely Sunday

2009-08-10T08:47:00.003+08:00

Sunday, supposed to be public holiday, but at northern site of malaysia, its a working day. so as usual, went to work from 8 to 5, there is nothing happening while i'm working, nothing to talk about. i wanted to blog about what so special on sunday in my life, there is nothing special on sunday, i need to go to work early, and after working hour, there is no activities to be done except being at home and watching television. its a maraton from 5:30 until late at night, i'm gonna list the tv programme and i would like to tell all of you, please come and save me from this madness.
anyway, here the list,

from 5.30 until 6.30
Channel 8 -
programme : Guess Guess Guess
i like this chinnese talk show cum game show, very funny and lively, the male host was very slumber

6:30 to 7:00
Channel 8 -
Programmer: Ho Chak!
this program all about food food food,
(at the same time at NTV7 there also a good programme called " my first million" this is a really good programme about ppl start their business from below and earn their first million dollar, basically i was channel hopping from channel 8 to ntv7.

7:00 to 7:30
Channel 3
Programme: Masquarade
this is a really good japannese programme, love it, it give the freedom to them to express and creativity were superb! try watch this!

8:00 - 9:00
Buletin Utama channel 3
News of course, my chances to watch news on tv is like 3 times in a weeks, the rest was conquerd by MIL, haihh

11:00 to 11:30
Channel 8
The Shot
this is a reallity programmer about a photographer, they challage each other to become a profesional photographer to win a USD100K and to win contract with Victoria Secret as a photographer, good show laa this one, love it so much, but actually last night is the last episod, Maria win the grand prize, eventhough her picture not as good as dean, but her connection and interaction with the model build the models trust thus bring a more lively image, and thats is it

thats the list of programme that i watch and what i do on sunday, clearly i have no life at all! i'm turning to couch potato / zombie just watching tv, please somebody save me! take me out from this whole, i want to break free, ! hehe, emo jap! anyway, if you guys do have any suggestion or any activities you want to invite me, please do so, i'm bored with my life, i'm not like this previously, i was a wild and free until i'm married. married is not a bad thing, its just it changed me alot! haihh, anyway, what did you guys do on sunday!?

DUA EKOR HANTU

2009-08-09T11:19:00.001+08:00

Tersebutlah kisah dua ekor hantu. Mereka ni baru bertemu lalu mereka pun berborak la untuk mengisi masa lapang kehidupan mereka sebagai hantu. Sepanjang perbualan mereka, hantu B ni tak habis-habis menggigil. Lalu, hantu A yang kehairanan ni pun bertanya,

"Apsal kau ni asyik menggigil je?"

"Oh..cara aku mati dulu teruk..aku mati dalam peti ais...sejuk!!" Jawab hantu B sambil menggigil lagi.

"Ooo..kesian...aku dulu mati sebab heart attack." Kata hantu A ramah.

"Kau memang sakit jantung kronik ye? Apsal kau tak gi buat operation? Kalau tak, sure kau tengah lepak-lepak ngan family kau sekarang." Balas hantu B.

"Dah, aku dah buat dah! In fact masa aku mati tu, aku in recovery. Panjang ceritanya..." jawab hantu A sayu.

"Cerita la sikit..Sambil-sambil lepak nih.."

"Camni..aku syak isteri aku main kayu tiga ngan aku. So one day, aku ingat nak perangkap la isteri aku..aku pura-pura gi keje tapi actually aku park keta aku kat simpang hujung umah aku je. Seperti yang aku syak, masuk sebuah keta kat carpark umah aku. Aku rilex dulu sebab nak carik masa sesuai tangkap diorang."

"So, ko dapat la tangkap diorang?" tanya hantu B penuh minat.

"Tak. Aku cuma jumpa isteri aku je kat dalam bilik. Yang aku heran, masa aku masuk umah tu, aku nampak ada kasut laki kat pintu umah aku. Aku tanya isteri aku tapi dia tak mau jawab. So aku pun lari-lari sekeliling umah aku nak carik jantan tuh. Abis sume bilik aku carik tapi takde pun..Last-last, sebab aku penat sangat berlari cari jantan tuh, aku pun jatuh pengsan sebab heart attack. And aku tak sangka aku mati lak..." kata hantu A mengakhiri ceritanya dengan kesedihan.

Hantu B terdiam mendengarkan cerita Hantu A. Selepas beberapa ketika hantu B berkata,

"Apasal kau tak cari kat dalam peti sejuk?"

Kelantan vs ganu

menantu terengganu: mok...kalu mok gi kedaa... Tolong beli 'ketang' 4 kilo........nanti kito bayar

mentua kelantan : bereeehhh..... (selepas mentua pulang dari kedai)

menantu terengganu: loooo.... Bak po mok beli 'ubi ketang' (ubi kentang)... Banyok-banyok ni....

Mentua kelantan : tadi mu kato beli kete(ubi kentang)..... Pah tu kete mano pulakkkk...

Menantu terengganu : bukang ubi 'ketang'.... Kito suruh beli 'ketang'..... Hok ada sepit......(ketam)...

relax kejap

2009-08-05T11:00:00.002+08:00

1.Cium Isteri
Pada suatu pagi, bertanya si isteri pada si suami:Isteri :Abang tengok jiran kita yg baru pindah tu? Suami :Kenapa? Isteri :Tiap pagi sebelum pergi kerja, suami dia akan cium isterinya. Bila pulang kerja, dia akan berikan isterinya sekuntum bunga mawar. Loving betullah mereka. Kenapa abang tak buat macam tu? Suami :Nak mampus... Mana abang kenal isteri dia?'

2.Bunuh Setan
Suatu petang selepas pulang dari kuliah agama di surau si isteri menceritakan apa yang didengarnya dalam kuliah tersebut kepada suaminya.'Abang, abang nak tau tak, ustaz kata bila suami dan isteri itu bersatu/bersetubuh kan bang, dengan cara yang betul dan menjaga syarat yang
betul maka pasangan tersebut akan mendapat pahala sama seperti membunuh 10 ekor atau beberapa ekor syaitan'. Kata si suami 'yerr kerr?' Tak apa malam ni malam Jumaat, masa yang sesuai untuk bunuh syaitan kan , betul tak sayanggg? sambil ketawa.. Isteri hanya tersenyum panjang. Selang dua hari kemudian, si isteri berkata: 'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.
Si suami tersenyum panjang.
Selang dua hari kemudian,
si isteri berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... bang'.
'takpe...tunggulah malam'.
Esoknya si isteri berkata:
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan...bang' .
Si suami diam sambil mengangguk lemah.
Esoknya si isteri berkata
'banggg, jom kita bunuh syaitan... '.
Si suami tiba - tiba marah dan berkata ...........
'Ayang nie nak bunuh syaitan ke atau nak bunuh abang'

3.Pak pandir menunjukankan kepandaiannya
Nak dijadikan cerita, suatu hari pak pandir melalui satu lorong yang kecik semasa hendak pulang ke rumahnye.Entah macamana, di tengah perjalanannye tadi dia terjumpe seketul taik yang masih panas. Tapi dia masih konpius sama ada betul ke bende yang dia jumpe tu seketul taik.Oleh kerana kemusykilan yang teramat sangat tu, pak pandir ambil keputusan untuk mengkaji sampel najis berkenaan.
Pak pandir tengok ngan lebih dekat taik tersebut, lalu dia berkata,
'Bentuk macam taik...' Lepas tu dia pegang pulak taik tu, lalu dia berkata,
'Lembik...macam taik.....'
Lepas tu dia ambik sikit taik tu lalu dia hidu
taik tu, lepas tu dia berkata,
'Bau macam taik.'
Oleh kerana pak pandir ni masih ragu-ragu dengan taik tu lalu dia pun mengambil keptusan untuk menjilat sedikit taik tersebut. Sebaik sahaja dia menjilat taik berkenaan dia pun menjerit....
'MEMANG TAIK! NASIB BAIK AKU TAK TERPIJAK!!!'

4.Mamak dapat anak
Suatu hari sedang Ali minum teh di gerai Mamak yang biasa dikunjunginya,tiba-tiba Mamak gerai tersebut bersorak gembira dan terus datang kepadanya Ali: Apa yang suka sangat Mamak ni?
Mamak: Saya bini juga surat India mari.
Ali: Apa dia cakap? Tentu good news....
Mamak: Dalam dia punya surat ada cakap sudah beranak. New baby!Ayo.... saya banyak suka hati la. Saya belanja awak free minum jugak!
Ali:Tahniah! Mamak. Ini kena balik India cepat ni?
Mamak:Ya la, saya sudah tiga tahun tarak balik.
Ali: Lerrrrrr.??? ??...kalau 3 tahun tarak balik tu anak siapa? Hahahaha...

5..kisah 2 ekor burung.
Di sebuah kedai menjual burung, terdapat 2 ekor burung kakak tua. Kedua burung itu berbeza, yang satu suka bernyanyi dan yang satunya lagi hanya diam saja, datang seorang lelaki ingin membeli burung kakak tua.Ia berkata kepada si penjual burung.
Pembeli :Berapa harga burung kakak tua ini...??
Penjual: Kalau yang suka menyanyi itu $500, sedangkan yang diam itu $1000.
Pembeli: Ahhh...?? Kenapa yang suka menyanyi lebih murah dari yang diam.
Penjual: Yaa...memang berbeza, yang berharaga $1000 itu ialah pencipta lagunya.

6.Belajar bahasa English
Seorang gadis yang Bahasa Ingerisnya kacau-bilau. .. suatu hari terlanggar seorang pelancong US ketika berjalan2 di The mall Gadis:' I'm sorry '
Pelancong:' I'm sorry, too '
Si gadis kelihatan bingung kerana tidak faham apa yang diperkatakan oleh pelancong itu.. dia meneka2 dan terus menjawab..
Gadis:' I'm sorry. three '
Pelancong: ' What are you sorry for? '
Gadis:'I'm sorry, five '

7.Kek Hari jadi...

Seorang lelaki telah pergi ke sebuah kedai kek untuk memesan sebiji kek sempena hari jadi isterinya. 'Apa yang hendak ditulis pada kek ulang tahun ini,encik?' tanya si gadis manis yang bertugas di kaunter kepada lelaki itu.

'Mmmm, tulis saja 'Sayang tidak bertambah tua' di bahagian atas,
kemudian sambung dengan 'Sayang cuma bertambah cantik' di bahagian bawah,'kata lelaki itu. Esoknya, lelaki itu datang mengambil kek yang ditempahnya itu dan terus membawa pulang ke rumah untuk dipersembahkan kepada isterinya yang tersayang di hadapan tetamu-tetamu yang lain. Dan ketika kek itu dibuka di depan isteri dan tetamu undangan yang lain, lelaki itu setengah pengsan ketika membaca tulisan yang tertera di kek itu:

'SAYANG TIDAK BERTAMBAH TUA DI BAHAGIAN ATAS. SAYANG CUMA BERTAMBAH CANTIK DI BAHAGIAN BAWAH.'

8.Anak siapa??
Suzy menyampaikan hasrat hatinya kepada bapanya untuk berkahwin dengan Robert,

Jejaka pilihannya yang juga adalah jiran dan teman sepermainannya sejak kecil lagi.
Suzy :Ayah, Robert melamar saya. Kami mahu berkahwin.
Ayah :Apa? Tidak boleh! Kamu boleh berkahwin dengan sesiapa saja kecuali Robert.
Suzy:Tapi mengapa?
Ayah :(Separuh berbisik) Kerana Robert sebenarnya adalah abangmu.Tapi, jangan beritahu ibumu ye! Terkejut dengan jawapan itu,suzy pergi pula kepada ibunya.
Suzy :Ibu, Ayah melarang saya berkahwin dengan Robert.
Ibu :Tak usah dengar cakap ayah kamu tu. Kamu boleh kahwin dengan sesiapa yang kamu suka termasuk Robert.
Suzi :Tapi kata ayah, Robert itu abang saya.Adik beradik kan tak boleh kahwin..
Ibu :(Separuh berbisik) Hmmm....Ayah kamu pun tak tahu kamu bukan anaknya.
Suzy :Ha!!??!!

Update!

2009-08-04T08:14:00.003+08:00

its been quite sometimes i updated this blog. there is so many things happened lately, and the worse of it: my wife just realise that her best friend is a back stabber/two face. what i can do is soothing her and comfort her with what i have. its doesnt matter my love, she's not worth it, and we dont need someone like her in this world, just ignore her, all that matter is how much i love you, do take care darling

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